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[la_sonnambula]

Have you ever find yourself thinking, "I wish Keira Knightley would get it on with, like, every one in POTC, but especially with Davy Jones"? Me neither. But someone did [Warning: very graphic graphical representations of sex and unrealistic depiction of KK's breast size].

Comments

[jess_d_ripper]

She looks very enthusiastic.

[la_sonnambula]

And Orlando Bloom looks as wooden on screen as he does in the sex comics.

[pastahero]

Innocence...lost.

[la_sonnambula]

You never forget your first seamonster-movie character (I wanted to say octopussy) sex.

[edda]

It's just so...I mean, technically the art is OK, but it's crappy overall. Very plastic and actually asexual. Milo Manara could do a much better job.

And for God's sake, why do they keep yelling "KEIRA KNIGHTLEY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY KEIRA KNIGHTELY" all over the damn thing like she posed for it and personally endorsed it? It's Elizabeth Swann if it's anybody, because it's a DRAWING, for God's sake. It's like if every Superman comic featured the line "Starring Christopher Reeve!" The character transcends the actor, not the other way around. OK, I know they did it to get more hits, but still. Asshats.

[la_sonnambula]

Yeah, like 99% of porn, it manages to be explicit and unsexy. And then--not to be judgemental of other people's sexual tastes--there's the whole mosnter-man hybrid thing. I mean, the monster-man ratio has crossed from getting understanding nods from a psychiatrist to getting an inner head shake and a silent ewwww.

OK, I know they did it to get more hits, but still. Asshats.

Uh-huh. There are people who like to imagine the flatchested and jaw-y KK in sexual situations. I don't. She's all angles and bones, and that say sex bruises to me, and not in a pleasant way, but in an ouch-careful-with-your-sit-bones way. There's a joke somewhere that can be made about asshats in this context. But it will not be made by me. Not today.