[action/blog] Mon vie est terminée.

[la_grand_vie]

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[das_vedanya]

Shall I schedule you a session, or perhaps you just need a visit to the doctor's?

[screened to Ivan]

[la_grand_vie]

Ivan- Ivan... I don't know what's wrong with me! I just-

It won't work!

[Screened to Francis]

[das_vedanya]

I may be a 'doctor', but I'm the headcase kind. This is not a diagnosis based off of years studying anatomy at Medical School instead of Psychology, but I think it's called "Erectile Dysfunction."

[Screened to Ivan]

[la_grand_vie]

...I am only 29! Z-Zut alors- It can't be- that! I am not so old yet!

And you know very well that it works doctor so do not go saying there is an ongoing problem with me. You have seen it in action many times.

[Screened to Francis]

[das_vedanya]

Ah, wait, but it has been so long. Perhaps being away from me for so long has decreased the will of your blood flow to certain areas.

[Screened to Ivan]

[la_grand_vie]

Are you suggesting that you are the only one capable of turning me on?

Why don't you test that theory?

[Screened to Francis]

[das_vedanya]

I am incapable.

[Screened to Ivan]

[la_grand_vie]

Words on a screen are said to be as effective as touch if spoken correctly. If you were capable of "fixing" my problem...

How would you do it?

[Screened to Francis]

[das_vedanya]

I'll leave that to your memories of me. My habits have not changed.

[Screened to Ivan]

[la_grand_vie]

Just a simple phone call could suffice... It is nothing wrong. No touching... No cheating-

Think of it as treating one of your clients.

[Screened to Francis]

[das_vedanya]

Most clients call me during Psychological emergencies. Are you in danger of self-harm?

[Screened to Ivan]

[la_grand_vie]

Oui. I am utterly beside myself and do not know what to do. Help me Ivan.

[Screened to Francis]

[das_vedanya]

Very well.