Get House Laid fest prompt 76

[l57371]

Title: Phoning It In
Author: l57371 
Pairing: House/Wilson
Word count: 4630 give or take
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Phone abuse
Spoilers: House and Wilson shared an abode at one point.  Did you know that?
Summary: House overhears a phone call.
Beta: The indomitable starlingthefool  who is the fastest beta ever, and whom I love unconditionally.

House popped his front wheel and

Comments

[l57371]

That's ... slightly disturbing. Thanks?

[triedunture]

*squeal* This was fantastic. That last line! I love House being so mischievous. And I like him closing the door on Cameron's head. Not because I hate Cameron, but because it's so something House would do!

Very sweet, then hot, perfect perfect perfect. Why don't all your fics just go directly into my memories automatically?

[l57371]

I just realized that I often incorporate some sort of Cameron abuse into my stories. Latent mysogyny or something I guess, or maybe just Cameron-ogyny. I have no idea why they don't go into your memories. LJ should create a function for that, eh? Then yours can go into mine too.

[lilyleia78]

Love that last line! It's so House.

[l57371]

Heh, thanks!

[vanyx]

Yay... ♥ Phone!Sex fics...xDDD
That was AWESOME
love that last line,too!
Thx for sharing^^

[l57371]

That one seems to be a favourite... Thanks!

[ladymurha]

I will never EVER regard phone sex the same way again. That was... uh, yeah. Really, really HOT.

And that last line? Absolute brilliance. Perfect ending!

[l57371]

Thank you!