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Criminal #003 Thrown off a bridge [Audio]

Jan 15, 2011 18:36

[So Terezi was just at the bookstore and picked up a book on law. It would be at least somewhat different from alternian law but how bad could it be? Well...]

What.

The fuck.

Is a DEFENSE ATTORNEY!

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voice. reimprovise January 16 2011, 02:36:57 UTC

An endangered species. I think it comes out during the day and at odd hours to defend people in their natural habitats, but I could be wrong.

voice. l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 02:42:26 UTC

Then I suppose someone should help out in making it entirely extinct.

voice. reimprovise January 16 2011, 02:45:51 UTC

Well, the fastest way would be to introduce it to its natural enemy, the prosecuting attorney.

voice. l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 03:06:41 UTC

I've heard of that creature! Doesn't it prowl around courtblocks, orchestrating the demise of the wicked?

[audio] usedpursuit January 16 2011, 03:57:40 UTC

[Subaru is a little bit baffled by this post, but...]

...A defense attorney is someone who makes a case in favor of the defendant, in a trial?

[audio] l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 04:51:56 UTC

And why would he need to bring shame to the courtblock by doing something like that?

Re: [audio] usedpursuit January 16 2011, 17:19:31 UTC

Shame...? The defense attorney is just-- trying to make sure a fair trial takes place, in case the defendant is innocent.

Re: [audio] l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 23:23:56 UTC

Oh? And why does the defense attorney's presence magically make everything so much fairer?

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text; nopuppets January 16 2011, 04:01:59 UTC

and here i thought you were the expert on dragons

text; l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 05:43:10 UTC

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text; nopuppets January 16 2011, 05:57:10 UTC

then you should be aware of what people call the most powerful dragon in human existence ever

text; l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 06:32:14 UTC

WH4T DO3S HUM4N1TY H4VE 4G4NST DR4GONS
WH4T D1D DR4GONS 3V3R TO TO HUM4N1TY

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[Audio] foolishwren January 16 2011, 04:54:34 UTC

Usually?

They're greedy dicks who keep other dicks out of jail for money.

Except sometimes they're decent.

[Had to acknowledge Phoenix, here.]

[Audio] l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 05:48:48 UTC

As I figured. It's a wonder your human society didn't crumble ages ago.

[Audio] foolishwren January 16 2011, 16:40:25 UTC

Y'know, sometimes I'm amazed at that, myself.

[She could go on and on about the rough beauty of human strength and how people could weather horrors beyond imagination and still emerge relatively intact... but on the other hand, she'd seen for herself just how easily the world can go POOF if a plucky hero with a lead pipe wasn't around to save it (and let's face it, those aren't as common as one might think), so. So. Yeah. It's a goddamn miracle.]

[video; MY GOOD MAN, YOU KILL ME] cheapblusuits January 16 2011, 05:26:02 UTC

....

[There is no chance in all hell that he is passing this post up.]

A defense attorney is a lawyer who fights to prove the innocence of their clients.

[video; Oh noes, now I'll need a defense attorney! Wait... Shit.] l4w_of_dr4gons January 16 2011, 06:00:52 UTC

Disgusting. That such a role is allowed in your courtblocks is a travesty.