1. Lauren and I are friends with benefits. 2. Lauren is crazy in the sack. 3. Lauren isn't a vegetarian. 4. Lauren makes me feel .. erected? 5. One thing that I like about Lauren is her pretty eyes. 6. If I could change one thing about Lauren, I would change her name to Shaniqua. 7. Lauren should lay off the drugs. 8. If Lauren were a color, she would be puke green. 9. If Lauren were an animal, she would be a platapus. 10. If Lauren were a candy, she would be blowpop. 11. If Lauren were a song, she would be the barney theme song. 12. I dislike it when Lauren doesnt put out. 13. If I could be with Lauren right now, I would tap that ASS. 14. If I could give Lauren one thing, it would be a nice big cock. 15. Sometimes, when I think of Lauren, I touch myself.
i.heart.lauren.sassykat57March 23 2004, 13:58:53 UTC
1. Lauren and I are pals 2. Lauren is a really cool chick 3. Lauren isn't a bunghole 4. Lauren makes me feel happy 5. One thing that I like about Lauren is she makes me laugh 6. If I could change one thing about Lauren, I would change nothing! hahaha 7. Lauren should hang out with me more often 8. If Lauren were a color, she would be a bright neon color 9. If Lauren were an animal, she would be something fuzzy 10. If Lauren were a candy, she would be something not too sticky. (no one likes sticky candy) 11. If Lauren were a song, she would be something we could all dance to 12. I dislike it when Lauren isnt around to laugh at my jokes 13. If I could be with Lauren right now, I would probably chuckle 14. If I could give Lauren one thing, it would be an A+ in math class 15. Sometimes, when I think of Lauren, I touch myself (just kidding...a little chelsea humor there)
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2. Lauren is crazy in the sack.
3. Lauren isn't a vegetarian.
4. Lauren makes me feel .. erected?
5. One thing that I like about Lauren is her pretty eyes.
6. If I could change one thing about Lauren, I would change her name to Shaniqua.
7. Lauren should lay off the drugs.
8. If Lauren were a color, she would be puke green.
9. If Lauren were an animal, she would be a platapus.
10. If Lauren were a candy, she would be blowpop.
11. If Lauren were a song, she would be the barney theme song.
12. I dislike it when Lauren doesnt put out.
13. If I could be with Lauren right now, I would tap that ASS.
14. If I could give Lauren one thing, it would be a nice big cock.
15. Sometimes, when I think of Lauren, I touch myself.
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2. Lauren is a really cool chick
3. Lauren isn't a bunghole
4. Lauren makes me feel happy
5. One thing that I like about Lauren is she makes me laugh
6. If I could change one thing about Lauren, I would change nothing! hahaha
7. Lauren should hang out with me more often
8. If Lauren were a color, she would be a bright neon color
9. If Lauren were an animal, she would be something fuzzy
10. If Lauren were a candy, she would be something not too sticky. (no one likes sticky candy)
11. If Lauren were a song, she would be something we could all dance to
12. I dislike it when Lauren isnt around to laugh at my jokes
13. If I could be with Lauren right now, I would probably chuckle
14. If I could give Lauren one thing, it would be an A+ in math class
15. Sometimes, when I think of Lauren, I touch myself (just kidding...a little chelsea humor there)
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