⚔ 7th Battle [Action/Voice]

[l33tshushuhero]

[Hey, fail!boat! How are you faring? Even though the past few days have been kind of funky, Sadlygrove is overall pretty happy over what happened. (Disregarding those visions of course and that icky blue liquid.) Because you know what? He's got Rubilax back! Heck yes, sarcastic Shushu sword is here once again!]

Why is everyone so serious? We won,

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[pimp_hat]

We won fuh now mon but dere gonna be more to come.

[If you want to call that clusterfuck a win.]

[l33tshushuhero]

That's the point of battles, isn't it? Win one, then win another! And you keep on winning, because that's what heroes do!

[Logic, it works.]

[pimp_hat]

Win dem how mon? We barely be knowin' what be goin' on here, and dis tub ain't exactly be filled wid "heroes".

[l33tshushuhero]

We win them by fighting of course.

Thinking over silly details like that is overrated anyway. Just do what needs to be done, my mentor says! Heroes aren't born-- they're made! And I think we proved that pretty well.

[ntjstapwn]

I'm not sure we won.

[l33tshushuhero]

We survived, and those annoying birds are gone! Doesn't that count as winning?

[ntjstapwn]

No, it counts as stalling. That...red thing is still out there. It will strike again.

[l33tshushuhero]

Oh. I see.

Still! We shouldn't be moping about! Nothing gets done by sitting around. We should eat a lot to regain our strength and then go after that red thing together! After all, we have our weapons back!

[standardpackage]

If we won, we'd be home.

[...]

What th' shit's that voice?

[l33tshushuhero]

Well, maybe that wizard Redd will take us back now!

Ohoho! And who's the pretty boy talking?

Oh, Jinx! This is Rubilax, my sword! Don't pay much attention to him, he's a Shushu after all, so he lies most of the time.

How nice of you.

[standardpackage]

Doubt it, Buddy.

[ERMM What?]

Yer sword talks...Fan-fuckin'-tastic.

[l33tshushuhero]

Yeah, can't say I'm that excited either. Seems that saying of 'birds of a feather flock together' is true.

Don't mind him. I have him totally under my control.

Only because I let you.

[kazeyotsutaete]

Food?

... erm, is there anything in particular that you like?

[l33tshushuhero]

Um...

Nope! Everything's great!

[kazeyotsutaete]

Oh... okay then. I guess, hrm.

[l33tshushuhero]

Are you going to bring food to the feast?