In my creative writing lesson I had to write a short monologue based on this image - the nun had just bought something and was telling someone about it.
Ohhh it's soooo shiny! Mm... Look at it! Uh uh uh, don't peek, it's for my eyes only! It makes my mouth water. I could sacrifice all my food for a week for this if I had to - actually I think I might have to, it was desperately pricey. Lord forgive me. I just couldn't help myself! I know my husband won't mind - he'll enjoy it just as much as I will. Oh Lord I must confess! I have never felt like this about something so...materialistic. But don't you see... It sparkles! It sparkles! I didn't know internet shopping could be so tasty - oh how I have sinned! I hope whoever's sitting next to me hasn't seen. Listen... You can keep a secret can't you?
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I then had to write a monologue based on a newspaper article or an image in a newspaper (
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1230415/Steamy-couples-Sydney-clock-tower-naked-romp-captivates-city.html)
OH...MY...GOD... I just don't know what to say to her. What do you say to something like that? Why does it have to be so close to home? I'm scared of heights too! But I can't tell her that... She wants the rush, the high. She's kissing my neck as she plants visuals in my mind... No fair! I can't say no because she'll think I'm chicken, but if we go through with it and we get caught... What if my mum sees???? She always checks the clock tower when she's in town. Maybe I can persuade her to shop some other time? It's got to be easier re-scheduling my mother's shopping trip than re-scheduling my girlfriend's sex drive!? She's whispering and breathing down my ear now... Dammit woman! Up we climb.