WHAT THE SHIT BIRDS

[kyrthira]

Okay, what the GOOD GODDAMN HELL was a BIRD doing flying into the boarded-up window in my bedroom getting stuck between the five inches of the window not covered by the plywood that's nailed to the in-side frame and my dresser, unable to get back up and out through the missing pane of glass (I was going to link the entry, but apparently I never

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[halaku]

Bird wanted to see nekkitqitty?

Bird had a death wish?

Bird was compelled by the magnetic force of all the ossim in your house right now?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop, anyway?

As an owner of many, many birds:

[aufheben]

Birds are dumb, yo.

Re: As an owner of many, many birds:

[kyrthira]

I know, but honestly.

The thing also almost got et by a kitten. Nettles wanted that bird BAD. Probably wouldn't have known what the hell to DO with it once she caught it ... XD