Dont ya know that Penguins are the smartest species in the whole world? Why they got an Army of Penguins trained waiting in Antarctica to conquer the world and they've got spies in bushes, rocks, toadstools, boxes and so on gathering intelligence on the human race.
They are master escape artists! They can build planes! They can build helicopters! They know ninjitsu! Global warming is a plot for conquest. They're only waiting for their engineers to finish freeing the ice sheets of Antarctica to send the world into another ice age before they come and conquer us all!
Heh.
*puts away the Starbucks coffee and stops watching Madagascar and playing Runescape*
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They are master escape artists! They can build planes! They can build helicopters! They know ninjitsu! Global warming is a plot for conquest. They're only waiting for their engineers to finish freeing the ice sheets of Antarctica to send the world into another ice age before they come and conquer us all!
Heh.
*puts away the Starbucks coffee and stops watching Madagascar and playing Runescape*
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