Once, Megatron shot at Optimus with the fusion cannon just as Optimus was leaping onto him; the shot clipped him and melted half his chest armor just enough so that when Optimus crashed into him their chestplates fused together. I had to cut them apart with a grinder, but since their chests were in the way of getting it in far enough, I had to wait while Wheeljack drove back to the Ark and built one with longer reach.
So we just sat there for two hours, Autobots and Decepticons alike, most everyone laughing their afts off or desperately trying not to, with Megatron and Optimus stuck together looking like they were in mid-interface. Starscream and Sideswipe took pictures, some mechs posed with them, Megatron delivered profanity at levels that impressed Sideswipe . . . and when it was all done the Decepticons forgot half their stolen energon in the hurry to retreat with what was left of Megatron's dignity.
I do believe I would get laid a lot. I might make use of chains and such, even though I certainly would not need to imprison him; they are fun regardless. I would certainly make use of . . . other toys . . . who knows, we might even get around to making peace, in anticipation of similar willingness in the future.
---Megatron.
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Luke,
Tarkin had, by far, the biggest ego, but Ozzel was the one who really had a talent for making it irritating.
Starscream: *sulks* Only three? Ummmm . . . Megatron, Tracks, and Sunstreaker. Stupid irritating slaggers, let's see how high-and-mighty they are when the tables have turned and they're at MY mercy . . . love to see Tracks praising ME as I play with those half-aft wings of his, Sunstreaker admitting I'M the prettiest in between overloads, Megatron begging me, his Lord, for the chance to pleasure me . . .
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Can I ask a whole specific group of Characters? Ie, the Stunticons?
Ratchet, what's the strangest injury you've ever had to repair?
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Ratchet says:
Once, Megatron shot at Optimus with the fusion cannon just as Optimus was leaping onto him; the shot clipped him and melted half his chest armor just enough so that when Optimus crashed into him their chestplates fused together. I had to cut them apart with a grinder, but since their chests were in the way of getting it in far enough, I had to wait while Wheeljack drove back to the Ark and built one with longer reach.
So we just sat there for two hours, Autobots and Decepticons alike, most everyone laughing their afts off or desperately trying not to, with Megatron and Optimus stuck together looking like they were in mid-interface. Starscream and Sideswipe took pictures, some mechs posed with them, Megatron delivered profanity at levels that impressed Sideswipe . . . and when it was all done the Decepticons forgot half their stolen energon in the hurry to retreat with what was left of Megatron's dignity.
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To all the Stunticons (Excluding Motormaster):
What are your opinions on Motormaster's relationship with Silverbolt?
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Wildrider: This means I can meet Fireflight, and hopefully entice him into some berthplay! Sweet!
Breakdown: I like Silverbolt; he's nice, and he makes sure to avoid looking at me after I told him I didn't like it.
Dead End: It pleases me to see my brother enjoying what little time we may have left in this life.
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What would you do if you had Optimus willingly following your commands for a day?
Orion
Dad,
Some friends and I have a bet going, and you're the only one who can decide it.
Who had the bigger ego: Tarkin or Ozzel?
Thanks!
Luke Skywalker
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I do believe I would get laid a lot. I might make use of chains and such, even though I certainly would not need to imprison him; they are fun regardless. I would certainly make use of . . . other toys . . . who knows, we might even get around to making peace, in anticipation of similar willingness in the future.
---Megatron.
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Luke,
Tarkin had, by far, the biggest ego, but Ozzel was the one who really had a talent for making it irritating.
---Lord Vader.
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Oh, really? Do tell.
Orion Pax
Lord Vader,
Thank you! I just won dinner because of your answer.
Luke
(Since you're the better mechanic, is the Falcon really that well maintained?)
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Starscream, which three beings do you like the least and why?
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(Dislike: your mileage may vary.)
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