Sometimes I think the entire world is just trying to make me mad.

Aug 17, 2011 04:21

I buy a package of cookies because they are tasty and I have a coupon. I open the package. The cookies look like this:


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kyogres August 17 2011, 10:13:24 UTC
Nope, there appeared to be nothing wrong with the box. The worst part: even the cookies that LOOK whole crumble to pieces when you pick them up.

The cookie pieces are still tasty, though I feel a bit jipped since so many of them have been smashed into crumbs.

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patamon August 17 2011, 12:34:27 UTC
Wow, I wonder what happened to those cookies. o_o;

Usually those accent quizzes tell me my accent is either neutral or midwestern. I've lived in New England all of my life, but my parents are from Ohio, so that explains that. My mom said she and my dad worked really hard to break themselves of the habit of saying "warsh" when they moved to NH. :P

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shiningmew August 17 2011, 15:05:00 UTC
Wtf cookies o___O

Mine was

New York City. You are most definitely from New York City. Not New Jersey, not Connecticut. If you are from Jersey then you can probably get into New York City in 10 minutes or less.

Funny this came up in general cuz yesterday my sister told me I apparently have a very obvious Long Island accent XD

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kyogres August 17 2011, 22:05:04 UTC
You know, I'm not even sure what a Long Island accent sounds like.

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shiningmew August 18 2011, 05:23:59 UTC
Lots of "aw" XD

dawg/dog, wawter/water, chawklit/chocolate, cawfee/coffee,

Very similiar to a typical New York accent, but less severe

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foureyedalien August 17 2011, 17:25:17 UTC
That... what. How does that even happen.
I love cookies pieces though, so I would be happy as hell, lol.

That quiz cheated me, it's not fair.
"Neutral. Not Northern, Southern, or Western, just American. Your national American identity is more important to you than your local identity, because you don't really have a local identity to begin with."

THIS IS NOT AN ANSWER.

I've lived in Ohio/Indiana for my whole life and I'm surrounded with country accents/engrish speakers. I try really hard to not... talk like them, so maybe my efforts at that make me have a plain accent!
Also, I noticed that I pick up other peoples accents rather easy, such as people from Wisconsin and when my friend from Australia was staying with me.

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kyogres August 17 2011, 22:06:17 UTC
But what am I supposed to do with cookie pieces? Putting them in ice cream sounds tasty, but I can't eat more than a few scoops of ice cream because I'm lactose intolerant.

lol The quiz hates you.

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zenity August 17 2011, 17:28:33 UTC
Wow, those poor cookies... damn, what the hell.

I got: Neutral. Not Northern, Southern, or Western, just American. Your national American identity is more important to you than your local identity, because you don't really have a local identity to begin with.

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