Let's Make a Deal

[kyobu]

How about this: I'm culturally Jewish, and I don't believe in God. My family celebrates Hannukah. I don't say peep when people wish me Merry Christmas. I smile and reciprocate. In return, why doesn't the wacky, angry end of the Christian team shut the hell up about the War on Christmas? It doesn't exist.

Comments

[larslp]

Very much agreed.

[ganzagwenie]

You're just saying that the war on Christmas doesn't exist because you hate the little baby jesus.

[kyobu]

I never said I didn't hate Jesus, I just love Christmas. They don't have that much to do with each other.

[darcydodo]

Hear hear!

[qnonsense]

i say we start it!

[kyobu]

But I love Christmas! Christmas, Thanksgiving Halloween are the three great secular holidays.

[qnonsense]

what about easter? who doesn't love an oviparous rabbit?

[kyobu]

I wonder if historically, he was actually the Easter platypus. That would explain pretty much everything.

[ono_sendai]

I have a "let's put the 'Chan' back in 'Channukah'" t-shirt. It has a kippah-ed Jakie Chan jump-kicking a channukiah. I find the sentiment appropriate and topical.

[kyobu]

There is definitely much too little Jackie Chan in Channukah.

[ono_sendai]

He's the reason for the season!