i got a car. its a piece of shit. i love it.

dont drink and drive. its not worth it.

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youre a big fat stupid idiot.

i just want to throw up everywhere. i want everything coated with a thick layer of puke. well, no.

This is what Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back ( Read more... )

feels good to be back.