Xylophone-bliss

[kyarakuquasar]

My brand new baby was delivered today at 2:48 pm. Her name is Yamaha YX350 and she weights 118 lbs. She has all of her nodes and bars and a very sturdy frame. Best of all, she is tuned to a perfect A442. Matt was there to help with her delivery. When she popped out and saw his face she cried "Daddy". I guess that means Matt is the father

Comments

[tenacioustwigg]

HOLY SHIT!! YOU BIRTHED A WHOLE XYLOPHONE FROM YOUR VAGINA?!?!?!

Wow...I admire you in so many ways...

[mr_fishy]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING!

Oh and also...

HOLY SHIT, MATT SAW YOUR FULLY DIALATED, BIRTHING VAGINA!?!?!?

I guess that means I'm an aunt. And for the record, it can't have my room!

[kindyll]

Aww. :)

[tenacioustwigg]

OH, and for the record, I see this entry at Exhibit A in my "why Lauren is still funny and witty" thesis. Seriously, you should really write more!

[magglepaggle]

hahahah aww congratulations on being a mother!
can i be god-father??

[kyarakuquasar]

Unfortunatly YX350 will have a traumatic childhood for I must leave her for the next 2 weeks in a foriegn nursery with a rabid pet rabbit as her only gaurdian. If Rabbit bites baby someones gonna die.

[tenacioustwigg]

Bun Bun better back the fuck off..