[meme] let's just let the whole thing go

Oct 07, 2014 20:47

Stolen from tumblr upupa_epops

Put a trope and a pairing/fandom in my ask in a comment and I’ll write you a ficlet ( Read more... )

meme, what is my life?

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une_jonquille October 7 2014, 15:36:47 UTC
Taxes: Hojong. Obviously.

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une_jonquille October 7 2014, 15:38:32 UTC
oh also: Myungdongwooyeol massages *sticks head down between shoulders and runs away*

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kwritten October 7 2014, 17:21:13 UTC
(idek how to do this...)

When Sunggyu finds Myungsoo pressed up against Dongwoo in a dark corridor after a performance, he turns beet red but chooses not to say anything.

When Myungsoo comes upon Woohyun and Sungyeol making out in a costume closet in between sessions at a photoshoot, he quirks his eyebrow and says Now we can have a massage train!

Which isn't exactly what either one of them was expecting, but it IS Myungsoo and they are a little loopy from lack of sleep, so maybe he just thought that they were ... massaging?

Do you think Myungsoo was asking us for a threesome? Sungyeol finally gathers up the courage to ask a few days later (the next time they are alone) (only they aren't really alone because Dongwoo is asleep on the couch and they know because Woohyun threw popcorn at him that he's really asleep and not just playing dead).

Woohyun has the decency to look startled, No! No... No?

Who are you trying to convince?

No one! Me. You. I ... that can't be what he meant.Sungyeol shrugs and then Sunggyu storms in with ( ... )

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pt 2 kwritten October 7 2014, 17:21:49 UTC
Of course they're banging. Sungjong can be impossibly omnicsient.

I didn't even ask.

You've been watching them like a hawk all day and got really squirrely when they left together. What business is it of yours?

None.

No one cares that you're sucking Woohyun's penis. So let Myungsoo do what he wants.

Sungjong!

But he was already out the door, bored of a conversation he'd already won.

When Woohyun comes into the living room late at night and finds Myungsoo perched on Dongwoo's butt, the older boy lying face-down on the floor shirtless, giving him a massage, he feels rather foolish.

Got a really good thing there, hyung. Woohyun crouches next to Dongwoo's face hidden in his arms.

You have no idea. Dongwoo's voice comes out in a groan.

Myungsoo grins happily, I've been practicing! And one of the stylist-noonas gave me some pointers!

Woohyun rolls his neck uncomfortably, Think you can do anything about this knot in my neck?Myungsoo stills and looks up at him, his dark eyes against his light skin making him look almost ( ... )

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gryfndor_godess October 7 2014, 16:10:38 UTC
Bela/Dean, a sexy touch in a not necessarily sexy place

(If you don't want to do het or SPN, how about Dawn & Ruby (from OUAT), same trope.)

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bela/dean sexy touch kwritten October 7 2014, 18:18:39 UTC

Dean has very ticklish knees.

Bela discovers this in a nondescript diner when she meets up with Dean and Sam after a job. They gorge themselves on pancakes and scrambled eggs (she takes hers over-easy) and probably eat an entire pound of bacon between the three of them.

The boys are in a heated discussion about god-knows-what when the waitress comes over to refill their coffees and Bela lightly taps Dean on the knee to get his attention - his waving hands to precarious for her to reach through or around to reach his cup.

She feels him tense up at the touch and it amuses her.

They haven't seen each other in a few weeks and she presumes that he's as tightly-wound as her.

When the waitress leaves, Bela rubs lightly at Dean's thigh, inching up and up and...

He barely notices.

Which puts Bela in a bit of a snit. After breakfast, she drags him into four antique shops before meeting Sam for lunch at the same diner and only then lets him take her back to the hotel room. (Where she insists on being on top and is a bit more selfish ( ... )

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Re: bela/dean sexy touch gryfndor_godess October 7 2014, 18:34:31 UTC
OMFG YOU ARE A GODDESS, ILU SO MUCH!!!

Which puts Bela in a bit of a snit...(Where she insists on being on top and is a bit more selfish than usual.)

Heee, that's my vindictive queen! :D

He turns to her and his pupils flare for a minute. He looks a little lost...Sam doesn't notice a thing.

*drools* I am picturing this bit (and the whole fic) and flailing inside.

THANK YOU FOR THIS PERFECTION. ♥

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Re: bela/dean sexy touch kwritten October 7 2014, 18:35:59 UTC
thank YOU for the delightful prompt! I love these two so much!

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penny_lane_42 October 7 2014, 17:25:20 UTC
OKAY WOOYEOL Taxes/Bill-payment/balancing checkbook

and

Myunggyu rubbing noses omg

AND

Sunggyu/Dawn keeping the other person warm

(pick from any of the above you're interested in--you don't have to do all three obvs)

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myunggyu rubbing noses kwritten October 7 2014, 17:55:19 UTC


Myungsoo gets sick first. Just a runny nose and some sneezing.

Sunggyu knows without a doubt that he's going to pass it out to the rest of the kids and quarantines him in his room. He buys Woohyun and Sungyeol new fashion masks and trusts Hoya and Sungjong to take care of themselves.

He keeps Myungsoo with him and nurses him (hypothetically) back to health. (Mostly he is just less demanding and lets Myungsoo drape his feverish body all over him without complaining.)

Because he has the best immune system of the group.

What a joke.

Three days later Myungsoo is perky and full of energy and Sunggyu feels like someone hit him with a truck and then backed up over his broken carcass and then dragged him through gravel and sewed him back together.

That's a really specific and gross image, hyung. Myungsoo says worriedly from the doorway.

It's a really specific feeling.He's never been sick like this and they don't have anything on their schedules for the week (the managers rushed to rearrange everything they could at Myungsoo's ( ... )

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Re: myunggyu rubbing noses penny_lane_42 October 7 2014, 18:28:02 UTC
YOU WRITING INFINITE FIC IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.

He buys Woohyun and Sungyeol new fashion masks and trusts Hoya and Sungjong to take care of themselves.

I SCREECHED.

(Mostly he is just less demanding and lets Myungsoo drape his feverish body all over him without complaining.)

BABY.

knowing from experience how quickly a common cold can lead to Sungyeol in the hospital or Woohyun sleepwalking or Dongwoo falling over in dance practice

LEE SUNGYEOL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH

GYU BEING SELFISH AND KEEPING MYUNGSOO TO HIMSELF OMG.

Myungsoo smiles softly, a bit like a cheshire cat, and leans over him to rub their noses softly together. Sunggyu catches him by the back of the neck and leans the extra inch distance to plant a sloppy kiss on Myungsoo's soft lips.

KISSY RUBBY NOSES MYUNGGYU I WILL DIE OF CUTE.

Hoya sends back a txt in the group chat:
i hear sex cures the common cold

Sunggyu just smiles to himself and wishes he had seen Myungsoo's blush when the message came through. HOWON YOU WOULD ( ... )

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Re: myunggyu rubbing noses kwritten October 7 2014, 18:47:03 UTC
I don't deny that I miss it. Infinite fic is so happy.

BABY


Howon is my favorite troll.

I now have tons of headcanon for the different group chats that they have on KKT and the ridic things they say to each other. Especially the silly pictures that Myungsoo is always sending and how WooYeol will get in sticker wars that Hoya eggs on. and Dongwoo sending silly things out that don't make any sense but everyone loves. and Woohyun sending out an SOS in the middle of the night just to fuck with everyone.

ugh

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lynzie914 October 7 2014, 17:29:17 UTC
Caroline/Jeremy, keeping the other person warm

(I'm getting all of the Caroline/Jeremy out of you I can try to. :D)

Also if you want more for 33...

Caroline/Elena, bill paying/balancing the checkbook.

(Caroline being Caroline, I can only imagine what would happen.)

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kwritten October 8 2014, 18:07:36 UTC
Caroline put on a brave face about a lot of things. Not the least of which was how much she missed being human ( ... )

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lynzie914 October 9 2014, 22:17:29 UTC
OH I LOVE IT I LOVE IT ILOVEITILOVEITILOVEIT ( ... )

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kwritten October 10 2014, 18:14:45 UTC
I'M SO GLAD!!!

Caroline/masks oh tee pea

I love that they have this sense of domesticity
Jeroline is my twisted-domesticity ship. I love them for needing a safe space. I love them for never doing it quite right because they just can't.

(Jeremy and blood-sharing OMG THAT BOY)

YOU MUST WRITE MORE TOO

(babbling is totes acceptable around here)

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kikimay October 7 2014, 18:25:13 UTC
Taxes, Buffy S6 AU. Because I'm curious to see what you would do if you were Marti Noxon. XD

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kwritten October 8 2014, 19:17:49 UTC
[[I'm putting this in my Tara/Buffy universe because if I was Marti Noxon I would have kicked Joss to the curb a lot sooner and made things actually make sense... hope that's okay ( ... )

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pt 2 kwritten October 8 2014, 19:18:13 UTC
Anya and Olivia woke Buffy up around three in the afternoon, their faces tired but beaming.

I think we actually got you a return!

Anya is a real wiz with numbers.

I'm going to demand that you let me invest the majority of the money you get back.

I'm going to demand that you let her. Aren't we, Rupert?

Ah-- yes, yes of course. That sounds best.

So... is everything okay? Buffy couldn't keep the fear from creeping into her voice.

Everything is pretty awful and I wish I could have given Joyce a real talking-to. But it's not as bad as it could be. And I'm going to teach you how to watch out so that it's not so bad next year.

And the ... you called England?

Anya's brow furrowed, I can't wrangle a salary out of them. But they've agreed to start covering job expenses. You know, house repair and stuff like that.

Olivia cuffed Anya's arm playfully, This girl can probably convince them that our donuts and your wardrobe and Dawn's school supplies are all tied to your job.

Anya rolled her eyes, Well of course the donuts and your ( ... )

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Re: pt 2 kikimay October 8 2014, 19:27:01 UTC
Awwwww, lovely. I especially love Anya's role in all of it. Anya is really the best when it comes to money and I'm glad you used her for resolution.

Also this

You have a salary. A good one. Why shouldn't Buffy? Olivia bit out at him forcefully.

WHY SHOULDN'T BUFFY?!
Angel in his journey for redemption makes also money. Giles has a salary. Why the fuck when it comes to Buffy is a bad thing?

Thanks.

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