[fic] the unexpected (2/?)

[kwritten]

title: the unexpected (2/?)
fandom: Infinite RPF
characters: Myungsoo/original female character, Woohyun, ot7
word count: ~1390
summary: Myungsoo meets a girl who is all wrong
a/n: inspired by a conversation on tumblr - mostly for the kpop alphabet gang

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[penny_lane_42]

WOOHYUN STOOOOOOOOOOP. And come here--I'll give you all the female attention you need, I promise.

And her hair only bothering Myungsoo five times a day! And he thinks she's good at everything even thougn she probably isn't! Why isn't Kim Myungsoo in love all of the time???? (Don't make jokes about wooyeol starving themselves! *sobs forever*)

BOSS. What an adorable name!

[kwritten]

WOOHYUN STOOOOOOOOOOP.
He's so obvious and ridiculous. And also: gods but that would still be so painful to give all your time and energy into something and feel EVERY TIME you aren't chosen that it's because you aren't doing enough, are never going to be enough.

babies

Why isn't Kim Myungsoo in love all of the time????
Because the kpop world hates us.

(Don't make jokes about wooyeol starving themselves! *sobs forever*)Honestly, this was the only response that I felt was appropriate. Because it's not a joke. Only Myungsoo thinks it might be. Woohyun made a pretty serious accusation: Berry could put herself in danger by openly admitting to a bias in the band - to show favoritism for one could result in her losing the relative freedom that she has. Also the ever-present fact that women are at the mercy of death threats just for being in a drama or MV with male idols shouldn't be taken lightly. And the idea terrifies me. Woohyun basically just threatened her - it makes *perfect* sense that she would retort back with a jab about what

[une_jonquille]

oh, interesting.

I love the detail about her nickname(s). (The Thai now-ex-wife of a good friend of ours was always known by her nickname.)

This may not have been what you intended but now I want to see more of Berry and Woohyun sparring.

[kwritten]

I love the Thai concept of nicknames. It's so very personal and gives children this very unique sense of autonomy in an otherwise collective-centric culture.

but now I want to see more of Berry and Woohyun sparring
Someone could seriously get injured. mostly me

[phaedresgarden]

Oh owie. Owie Owie. I saw a picture of Woohyun recently in white pants and tank top like they wear sometimes and he looked scarily thin... so this idea of them dieting just freaks me out, now also evidently there's some rumor mongering about Sungjong's weight as well and I just want to put them in a nice comfortable room with all the food, tv and hugs they want!

Also, I liked this. I have a friend whose nick name is Berry, it's a cute name for a girl imho.

Ugh Woohyun. Bb. Be happy okay. We love you so much.

[kwritten]

and I just want to put them in a nice comfortable room with all the food, tv and hugs they want!
THIS.

I have nothing more to add except: we see the world the same way and ilu.

it's a cute name for a girl imho.
September came first (because I love girls named for months) but "Berry" surprised and delighted me! I'm glad to know someone out there has that nickname, because it sounds so lovely.

/pets Woohyun
/pets you

Thanks for commenting!

[ever_neutral]

IN WHAT WORLD WAS THIS ALLOWED

Ugh. You know, I want to be flailing here about Myungsoo's objectively failed attempts at human-ing (FOREVER) BUT J F C YOUR WOOHYUN IS SO RUDE. I was expecting comedy and fluff and instead I was hit with all sorts of dark uncomfortable fucked-up-ness -- all the worse because with him it's so blink-and-you-miss-it. The worst bias, srsly. I'M SO UPSET.

I await more pain.

[kwritten]

IN WHAT WORLD WAS THIS ALLOWED
Oh hello there baby demon princess.
Sometimes I forget that you are in this world as deep as the rest of us. And then you comment. And my heart leaps every time.

BUT J F C YOUR WOOHYUN IS SO RUDE
he's terrible and the worst and why do we love him?

I was expecting comedy and fluff and instead I was hit with all sorts of dark uncomfortable fucked-up-ness -- all the worse because with him it's so blink-and-you-miss-it. The worst bias, srsly. I'M SO UPSET.
I'm sorry darling. (Haven't you learned by now that I don't do comedy and fluff?)

The worst bias indeed.

I await more pain.
*cracks under the pressure*

I feel like I should remind everyone that after nearly 4,000 words and three months, Dongwoo still hasn't gotten laid. So... just settle in with some snacks because I'm the worst at updating. (Someone should really make me stop being the worst but you are all so forgiving!)

[vergoldung]

When she batted his hand away and ruffled it all the more with both hands, he just smiled and leaned back against the bench, attention back on the camera in his hand.
PERFECT CREATUUURES COME INTO MAH ARMS <333

Once in a while, she slipped in a rare Thai phrase, the melodic language flowing off her tongue smoothly. Sometimes she would have entire conversations with them in English, laughing at their accents and teasing them mercilessly.
FLAWLESS :') i love her so much, Kelsey.

Myungsoo didn’t call her anything really. His tongue always became too heavy when she was around, falling stiff and refusing to help him make anything but the simplest sounds. Though sometimes when he was alone, he’d whisper her name to himself, feeling the strange sounds on her tongue like a foreign dessert. September.
this is so lame omg why do i do that

Instead they were marketing her as if she were Infinite’s new pet.
i howled

Hoya suggested that it was the way they desexualized her - played up her tomboyishness in her wardrobe and in interviews.

[kwritten]

Darling I honestly worry that me responding to your comments is adding to your inbox aka your avoidance of lj/fandom aka adding to your stress. Seriously.

PERFECT CREATUUURES COME INTO MAH ARMS <333
YES. GOOD.

i love her so much, Kelsey.
I'm sooooo glad!!!

you are so rude it burns HOW DARE YOUUU be so right with things
I'm.... sorry not sorry?

OMFG WHAT SHE IS CALLING HIM SOOSOO OKAY I'M SO DONE
NICKNAMES ARE SO IMPORTANT OKAY?

YEAH I DON'T THINK I AM IN ANY STATE TO TALK ABOUT WOOSOO. KELSEY PLEASE. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I COMMAND THAT YOU HOLD ME.
*holds you*

((we are the worst))