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[kusterdu]

Well, Connor was worried that I had either A. been arrested for being too tall B. Gotten a fat Japanese girlfriend who smothered me to death with her fatness or C. was taken by the shadow council and forced to pilot giant robots. Well, as for A., they don't arrest you for being tall, they just make lots of low ceilings and cramped spaces, so I

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[kevincrunk]

break that shit up, i don't read square

[kusterdu]

Well, I hope that fixes it. For a second I thought you were using 50s slang, and then I realized you were talking about the entry, not me.

[kevincrunk]

yeah i heard they take their bar themes really seriously there

i want you to bring me one object which you feel most represents japan, and a 500 word essay on why

[kevincrunk]

double spaced, or i wont accept it

[soundpicturebox]

Oh man, you'd be the perfect Love Hina guy. Some girl would like accidentally drop her towel and you'd look away like a nice guy but she'd get mad and hit you with a frying pan because you were so tall it looked like you were peeping or something.

I request the gift of your charming presence.

[kusterdu]

That will be 10,000 yen, please.

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[sapphon]

Yeah, I don't particularly care if you bring me anything, just hurry up and come back, god damn it. When're you going to be here?