So, recently I totally BFF!failed and forgot my absolute best friend ever's 33rd birthday. It was horrible. Baby seals ate each other. Angels masturbated. Fluffy golden retriever puppies turned into hideous, virgin-eating monsters. You get it. So here is what I humbly ask from you, my most sexy of bitches:
Sexiest prompts you can think of that'll fit into 100-300 word drabbles. GO.
Anyone can use these prompts should they want them, obviously.
Filled most of the ones that are here as of 11/26/10. They can be found
here.