Crack!Fic: Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook

[byham_rory]

Title: Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook
Characters/Pairings: Kurt, Blaine, Jesse, Finn, Rachel, Wes, David, ensemble; Kurt/Blaine; Blaine/Jesse/Kurt bromance
Rating: PG-13
Words: 3500
Summary: Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse while he had the chance...
Notes: This is what happens when I'm sleep-deprived and Jesse gets mentioned

Comments

[shizam_i_am]

THIS FIC. I LOVE IT SO HARD.

Finn Hudson: Me and Rachel. Not me and Blaine. Because I’m not gay.
HAHAH FINN WOULD.

and Jesse so would like the post that he's more talented than Blaine omg.

AND YES OMG HIS 'BELLE' COVER.

and I loved Santana and Brittany of course.

Blaine Fischer and Jesse St. James are now friends.
Kurt Hummel: WHAT.
Rachel Berry: I KNEW IT.
HAHAH LOL IRL at this.

Kurt Hummel: Great, so Jesse’s a sitar now.
omg i am loving you so much harder right now.

Finn Hudson > Kurt Hummel: Are you dating Blaine or Jesse? I’m confused.
Jesse St. James likes this.

I LOVE WES AND DAVID! :D

Jesse St. James has added Kurt Hummel and Blaine Fischer as his sons.
LOL SO HARD.

Jesse St. James: I’m straight, but shit happens.
FLAILING.

"Wanky".. you win. YOU JUST WIN EVERYTHING WITH THIS FIC. seriously, i love it so much. sorry this comment is ridiculous and long-winded and all over the place. but thank you for writing and sharing this!

[byham_rory]

Long-winded comments are my fave. :) Thanks!!

[atruebluesky]

I think I kind of love you for writing this. It's... It is GLORIOUS. Normally I would point out something I liked the best, but I liked this ALL the best. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. Hilarious!

[kittykatzor]

This made me laugh so loud, I can't even...<3

[peasantings]

I love everything this fic chooses to be. And now I need epic Jesse St. James, Blaine, & Kurt frienship.

A+++++, basically. Now excuse me while I go reread!

[freakish_ct]

If you can write THAT while being sleep-deprived, you should not sleep now. LOL! This fic is epic!

[byham_rory]

FINE IF YOU INSIST. (Because I didn't wake up an hour ago or anything...) Thanks!