drabble: Chocolate
Title: Chocolate
Author: alliterationhor
Disclaimer: here be fiction.
Spoilers: nope.
Rating: PG.
Word count: 100.
Author’s note: I thought I posted this a *long* time ago, but apparently I didn’t.
Fanfic archive here.
Comments/concrit appreciated.
Chocolate
“Hey. Do you remember that one world, where everything was made of chocolate?”
Kurogane looked at the mage in confusion. “Huh?”
Fai sighed a dreamy sigh. “And we had lots of slippery, melty, chocolatey sex?”
“That never happened!”
“Are you sure?” Fai tilted his head with a puzzled expression. “I remember licking chocolate off you, it was delicious ...”
“Maybe in your perverted fantasies.” Kurogane muttered.
Fai produced a bottle of chocolate sauce from behind his back. “Care to make it a reality?”
Kurogane sighed in defeat. “... This is gonna be messy.”
Fai grinned in triumph. “This is gonna be fun.”
* * * * *
And now for something different that is hopefully amusing! this drabble, run through some online translators ...
Scottish:
“Hey. Dae ye min’ ‘at a body warld, whaur everythin’ was gart ay chocolate?”
Kurogane looked at th’ mage in confusion. “Huh?”
Fai sighed a dreamy sigh. “Ain we hud lots ay slippery, melty, chocolatey a scuttle?”
“That ne’er happened!”
“Aur ye sure?” Fai tilted his heed wi’ a puzzled expression. “I min’ lickin’ chocolate aff ye, it was delicioos ...”
“Maybe in yer perverted fantasies.” Kurogane muttered.
Fai produced a bottle ay chocolate sauce frae behin’ his back. “Caur tae make it a reality?”
Kurogane sighed in defeat. “... thes is gonnae be messy.”
Fai grinned in triumph. “Thes is gonnae be fin.”
French:
“Hé. Vous souvenez-vous qu’un monde, où tout a été fait du chocolat?”
Kurogane a regardé le mage dans la confusion. “Hein?”
Fai a soupiré un soupir romanesque. “Et nous avions beaucoup de glissants, melty, chocolatey le sexe?”
“Ce n’est jamais arrivé!”
“Êtes-vous sûrs?” Fai a penché sa tête avec une expression perplexe. “Je me souviens de lécher le chocolat de vous, c’était ... délicieux.”
“Peut-être dans vos fantaisies corrompues.” Kurogane a marmonné.
Fai a produit une bouteille de sauce de chocolat de son revers. “Le soin pour le réaliser?”
Kurogane a soupiré dans l’échec. “... Cela va être sale.”
Fai a souri en grimaçant dans le triomphe. “Cela va être amusant.”
French to English again:
“Eh. Do you remember that the world, where everything was made of some chocolate?”
Kurogane looked at the magus in confusion. “Sorry?”
Fai sighed a romantic sigh. “And we had chocolatey, slippery, melty, sex a lot?”
“It has never arrived!”
“Are you sure?” Fai tilted the head with a perplexed expression. “I remember licking the chocolate of you, it was delightful.”
“Perhaps in your corrupt fancies.” Kurogane mumbled.
Fai produced a bottle of sauce of chocolate of his back. “Care to accomplish it?”
Kurogane sighed in failure. “... It is going to be dirty.”
Fai smiled by grimacing in triumph. “It is going to be amusing.”
I tried to tranlate it to Japanese here ... it didn't really work that well.
"Hey. Counter for occurrences to get drunk remember that ridge world, where everything was until Civil Procedure chocolate?"
Iron looked at the bending in confusion. "Huh?"
Fai sighed a dreamy sigh. "And we had lots Civil Procedure slippery, melty, chocolatey sex?"
"That never happened!"
"That to get drunk sure?" Fai tilted his head with a puzzled expression. "hiragana for 'wi' remember licking chocolate off you, it was delicious ..."
"Maybe in your perverted fantasies." Iron muttered.
Fai produced a bottle Civil Procedure chocolate sauce from behind his back. "Care metropolitan district defeat it a reality?"
Iron sighed in defeat. "... This is gonna Betz messy."
Fai grinned in triumph. "This is gonna Betz fun."
Spanish, courtesy of ariadnechan!
“Oye. ¿Te acuerdas de ese mundo, dónde todo estaba hecho de chocolate?”
Kurogane miro al mago muy confuso. “¿Huh?”
Fai dio uns suspiro, un soñador suspiro. “¿Dónde nosotros teníamos un montón de resbaloso sexo con chocolate derritiendose?”
“¡Eso jamás ha pasado!”
“¿Estas seguro?” Fai inclinó su cabaza con una expresión ilegible. “Recuerdo claramente haber lamido el chocolate de ti, fue delicioso...”
“Tal vez paso en tus pervertidas fantasias.” Kurogane murmuro.
Fai hizo aparecer un frasco de salsa de chocolate de detras de su espalda. “¿Te interesa hacerlo realidad?”
Kurogane suspiro derrotado. “... Esto será sucio.”
Fai sonrio trinfante. “Esto será divertido.”
Author: alliterationhor
Disclaimer: here be fiction.
Spoilers: nope.
Rating: PG.
Word count: 100.
Author’s note: I thought I posted this a *long* time ago, but apparently I didn’t.
Fanfic archive here.
Comments/concrit appreciated.
Chocolate
“Hey. Do you remember that one world, where everything was made of chocolate?”
Kurogane looked at the mage in confusion. “Huh?”
Fai sighed a dreamy sigh. “And we had lots of slippery, melty, chocolatey sex?”
“That never happened!”
“Are you sure?” Fai tilted his head with a puzzled expression. “I remember licking chocolate off you, it was delicious ...”
“Maybe in your perverted fantasies.” Kurogane muttered.
Fai produced a bottle of chocolate sauce from behind his back. “Care to make it a reality?”
Kurogane sighed in defeat. “... This is gonna be messy.”
Fai grinned in triumph. “This is gonna be fun.”
* * * * *
And now for something different that is hopefully amusing! this drabble, run through some online translators ...
Scottish:
“Hey. Dae ye min’ ‘at a body warld, whaur everythin’ was gart ay chocolate?”
Kurogane looked at th’ mage in confusion. “Huh?”
Fai sighed a dreamy sigh. “Ain we hud lots ay slippery, melty, chocolatey a scuttle?”
“That ne’er happened!”
“Aur ye sure?” Fai tilted his heed wi’ a puzzled expression. “I min’ lickin’ chocolate aff ye, it was delicioos ...”
“Maybe in yer perverted fantasies.” Kurogane muttered.
Fai produced a bottle ay chocolate sauce frae behin’ his back. “Caur tae make it a reality?”
Kurogane sighed in defeat. “... thes is gonnae be messy.”
Fai grinned in triumph. “Thes is gonnae be fin.”
French:
“Hé. Vous souvenez-vous qu’un monde, où tout a été fait du chocolat?”
Kurogane a regardé le mage dans la confusion. “Hein?”
Fai a soupiré un soupir romanesque. “Et nous avions beaucoup de glissants, melty, chocolatey le sexe?”
“Ce n’est jamais arrivé!”
“Êtes-vous sûrs?” Fai a penché sa tête avec une expression perplexe. “Je me souviens de lécher le chocolat de vous, c’était ... délicieux.”
“Peut-être dans vos fantaisies corrompues.” Kurogane a marmonné.
Fai a produit une bouteille de sauce de chocolat de son revers. “Le soin pour le réaliser?”
Kurogane a soupiré dans l’échec. “... Cela va être sale.”
Fai a souri en grimaçant dans le triomphe. “Cela va être amusant.”
French to English again:
“Eh. Do you remember that the world, where everything was made of some chocolate?”
Kurogane looked at the magus in confusion. “Sorry?”
Fai sighed a romantic sigh. “And we had chocolatey, slippery, melty, sex a lot?”
“It has never arrived!”
“Are you sure?” Fai tilted the head with a perplexed expression. “I remember licking the chocolate of you, it was delightful.”
“Perhaps in your corrupt fancies.” Kurogane mumbled.
Fai produced a bottle of sauce of chocolate of his back. “Care to accomplish it?”
Kurogane sighed in failure. “... It is going to be dirty.”
Fai smiled by grimacing in triumph. “It is going to be amusing.”
I tried to tranlate it to Japanese here ... it didn't really work that well.
"Hey. Counter for occurrences to get drunk remember that ridge world, where everything was until Civil Procedure chocolate?"
Iron looked at the bending in confusion. "Huh?"
Fai sighed a dreamy sigh. "And we had lots Civil Procedure slippery, melty, chocolatey sex?"
"That never happened!"
"That to get drunk sure?" Fai tilted his head with a puzzled expression. "hiragana for 'wi' remember licking chocolate off you, it was delicious ..."
"Maybe in your perverted fantasies." Iron muttered.
Fai produced a bottle Civil Procedure chocolate sauce from behind his back. "Care metropolitan district defeat it a reality?"
Iron sighed in defeat. "... This is gonna Betz messy."
Fai grinned in triumph. "This is gonna Betz fun."
Spanish, courtesy of ariadnechan!
“Oye. ¿Te acuerdas de ese mundo, dónde todo estaba hecho de chocolate?”
Kurogane miro al mago muy confuso. “¿Huh?”
Fai dio uns suspiro, un soñador suspiro. “¿Dónde nosotros teníamos un montón de resbaloso sexo con chocolate derritiendose?”
“¡Eso jamás ha pasado!”
“¿Estas seguro?” Fai inclinó su cabaza con una expresión ilegible. “Recuerdo claramente haber lamido el chocolate de ti, fue delicioso...”
“Tal vez paso en tus pervertidas fantasias.” Kurogane murmuro.
Fai hizo aparecer un frasco de salsa de chocolate de detras de su espalda. “¿Te interesa hacerlo realidad?”
Kurogane suspiro derrotado. “... Esto será sucio.”
Fai sonrio trinfante. “Esto será divertido.”