it's funny how life insists on fucking me over at every opportunity. you're back in school! oh wait, JK LOL. hilarious. good joke. good joke you bastard.

today, i literally had the most awkward moment of my life.

lost another 10k. yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

my last night in springfield. got an apartment in champaign. hit me up.

i'm playing in the big games again :D i kicked the shit out of mark seif this morning. he is TERRIBLE for being a "pro."

since it was the big game, there were a bunch of railbirds.
"WAREAGLEMATT:kuroshd is runnin the table"

man that feels good. i love it

I got an offer from a publisher to write a book!!!! Being an internet celebrity has its perks.

- Get ripped.
- Bang lots of hot bitches. I would be happy with one 9+.
- Make 200k. Maybe buy some property.
- Study LHE until I am the best.
- Remove you from my life.
- Coach some more students.
- Find one more close friend.
- VEGAS BABY
- Also travel to other places around the world.

went i went to bed last night i noticed my boxers were on backwards...

i haven't changed yet and they are in normal position.

odd.

I stayed up all night hustling someone for the first time in a while. Took 5k off him :)

i love hanna :)