I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself

[kurosawa]

So, I hadn't realized that Thomas Harris' new book came out so soon. Meaning, it came out on Tuesday and I hadn't heard about it. But luckily Target had it on display in the book section so I would see it. Thank you, Target! So my copy is sitting at home, waiting for me to finish my portfolios. I'm not letting myself open it, even to just read the

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[wongsb]

This was on a bathroom stall at my high school.

"School is like a dick. When it gets hard, fuck it!"

I doubt it's very creative, but I also have not seen or heard that line since high school.

[kurosawa]

I actually giggled like a third grader at that. hee.

[electronfox]

Asexual? Wouldn't that be hermaphroditic? Congrats on the grad school thing. :3

[kurosawa]

you know, I've always seriously wondered.... could a hermaphrodite fuck themselves?

*ponders and looks at wikipedia*

[electronfox]

Impregnate, yes, I think so.

Fuck, as in actual sexually gratifying sex? I kind of doubt it, but I could be wrong. I don't really know a surplus of hermaphrodites, I'm just making an educated guess here. It seems like it would be difficult to get anything like that "good, well-fucked feeling" from... your own body parts?

Of course, if anyone knows better, feel free to correct me ":3