lol Never watch Fox News. Ever. It is so full of pure fucking stupidity. I always watch CNN and even that news station pisses me off because whenever I see any kind of Conservative I get pissed off and I think there is one or two on CNN.
XD Your comment made me laugh so hard, in a good way of course. "Pure fucking stupidity," r u me?
The conservatives on CNN I usually don't notice, because they're overshadowed all the time by the liberals. That, and they only come out during, like, twice a month. XD
Or Papa Bear, as Stephen Colbert knows him. You're completely right: he can't debate for shit, he's on FOX News, he's a fucking dick, he's on FOX News, he has an annoying face, he has shitty hair like Donald Trump, and they think they're able to pull it off because they have so much money, and he's on FOX News.
I remember I was in K-Mart and came across his book, A Bold, Fresh Piece of Humanity, and upon browsing, the theme of the book was the same as his shows: LIBERALS SUCK BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CONSERVATIVE OR TRADITIONAL. LIBERALS TELL LIES. LIBERALS, LIBERALS, LIBERALS! THAT IS ALL. ALSO, CRUISE CONTROL.
Every time his show is on, and my eyes come across it, this happens:
Don't know who Jeffery Porte is, but whoever was on the side of him being gay is the ONLY person with eyes! (unless you both thought so, and agreed on it, rather than had a little debate, which I seem to think of it as)
For the record: Wolf Blitzer is nothing. Of course, he is something when you're thinking, "OMFG, coolest name ever, or coolest anchor alias ever?" Coolest name ever, but one of the blandest anchors, tbh. But still. HIS NAME SUITS THAT OF A METAL GEAR SOLID CHARACTER, OR SOMETHING HARDCORE LIKE THAT.
I remember one time when I tuned into O' Reilly's show, and somebody was criticizing him on how he got angry and irrational, and he was pretty much just like, "WELL, DEAL WITH IT!" I haven't felt such disgust for the television in a while. What a child, really.
Yes, it was the stinky-breath episode! AND SPONGEBOB'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW! They're actually making a FUCKING DOCUMENTARY about SpongeBob for his ten-year anniversary. You can bet your ass that I'm putting that on my DVR!For the sake of me lol'ing hard,
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Jeff was the guy with black hair and glasses that I always hung around with back in HS. I usually just called him "Porte". And none of us took any sides, actually. He just brought it up during math class (which we really hated), and said "Hey, did you hear that Anderson Cooper might be gay?" And I was just like "Lolwut, ur not srs
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HIDDEN RIGHT WING, WHUT? They're far from right wing and it's not even funny! Maybe SOME of their analysts, but they got more of a liberal flare to them, I think.
I know both Rachel and Chris, but I usually don't watch MSNBC. And EVERYONE is better than FOX~
NAH, I DIDN'T FORGET JON STEWART!!11 THE ONLY REASON WHY COLBERT WAS MENTIONED WAS BECAUSE OF HIS XTREME LOVE FOR AMERICA~
I never really liked Fox News to begin with. My brother says it's the "real news". If I want real news, I'll just look in a fucking newspaper - that's what they're there for. Or look something up on CNN.com, which is my favourite news site.
The one time I watched Fox News, I almost threw something at the TV. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION ON THE NEWS, JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. Jesus. This isn't an editorial show or anything - I want to know what's going on in the world, and I don't care about your opinion on it. I can make my own. Newscasters are not paid to put in their two cents.
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XD Your comment made me laugh so hard, in a good way of course. "Pure fucking stupidity," r u me?
The conservatives on CNN I usually don't notice, because they're overshadowed all the time by the liberals. That, and they only come out during, like, twice a month. XD
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I didn't know he was this famous S:
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You're LUCKY he's going to your school, man. I envy you.
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I'm heading to Atlanta for college, so I'll remember to take a photo of CNN headquarters to upload for you :3
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AND IF YOU SEE ANDERSON COOPER, TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM.
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Okay.
I.
CAN'T.
FUCKING.
STAND.
BILL.
O'.
REILLY.
Or Papa Bear, as Stephen Colbert knows him. You're completely right: he can't debate for shit, he's on FOX News, he's a fucking dick, he's on FOX News, he has an annoying face, he has shitty hair like Donald Trump, and they think they're able to pull it off because they have so much money, and he's on FOX News.
I remember I was in K-Mart and came across his book, A Bold, Fresh Piece of Humanity, and upon browsing, the theme of the book was the same as his shows: LIBERALS SUCK BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CONSERVATIVE OR TRADITIONAL. LIBERALS TELL LIES. LIBERALS, LIBERALS, LIBERALS! THAT IS ALL. ALSO, CRUISE CONTROL.
Every time his show is on, and my eyes come across it, this happens:
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For the record: Wolf Blitzer is nothing. Of course, he is something when you're thinking, "OMFG, coolest name ever, or coolest anchor alias ever?" Coolest name ever, but one of the blandest anchors, tbh. But still. HIS NAME SUITS THAT OF A METAL GEAR SOLID CHARACTER, OR SOMETHING HARDCORE LIKE THAT.
I remember one time when I tuned into O' Reilly's show, and somebody was criticizing him on how he got angry and irrational, and he was pretty much just like, "WELL, DEAL WITH IT!" I haven't felt such disgust for the television in a while. What a child, really.
Yes, it was the stinky-breath episode! AND SPONGEBOB'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW! They're actually making a FUCKING DOCUMENTARY about SpongeBob for his ten-year anniversary. You can bet your ass that I'm putting that on my DVR!For the sake of me lol'ing hard, ( ... )
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There, I said it. Check out Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews on MSNBC. They're better than any of FOX's anaylists.
YOU FORGOT JON STEWART
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I know both Rachel and Chris, but I usually don't watch MSNBC. And EVERYONE is better than FOX~
NAH, I DIDN'T FORGET JON STEWART!!11 THE ONLY REASON WHY COLBERT WAS MENTIONED WAS BECAUSE OF HIS XTREME LOVE FOR AMERICA~
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The one time I watched Fox News, I almost threw something at the TV. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION ON THE NEWS, JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. Jesus. This isn't an editorial show or anything - I want to know what's going on in the world, and I don't care about your opinion on it. I can make my own. Newscasters are not paid to put in their two cents.
fjdksfjkds THIS IS WHY I READ THE NEWSPAPER.
cnn wins. yes.
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