Me: Zzz.
Work: *Ring ring*
Me: Hullo?
Work: Hi, I know you're scheduled for 4 PM, but can you do 10 AM instead? Yeah, it's 8 AM now. You just managed to fall asleep three hours ago due to a bad case of insomnia. Is that gonna be okay?
Me: Yeah, of course. <3 You can tell me to stick razorblades down my urethra, and I can do nothing but act like
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