yay fer 2006 from NC yall

[kungfuchipmunck]

New Years Eve, 2005. Got completely wasted with the family. Officially had a shelf fall on me and committed incest on several occasions with 3 different family members.

New Years Day, 2006: Woke up on a pool table.

wearing only lingerie.

yeah, i should probably stop drinking.

Comments

[nanc_alot_38]

I'd say definitely.
....

What degree of lingerie?

[kungfuchipmunck]

oh god, this really really cute frilly thing i got when shopping with jessie. it's all pink and black and corset-y. you'd love it. i'll flash it at you next time i see you.

[candyappleblck]

Haha you redneck.

[9silentscreams]

You had sex with three different family members? I hope you're not pregnant. haha Drinking is bad.... You wake up on pool tables ...after being screwed (literally) by your family. What's with that?

[kungfuchipmunck]

no, i didn't have sex with my family members....
it's just sort of an inside joke.
although, my cousin did have sex with her boyfriend on that pool table a few hours after i wrote this.