Hang on, lemme check in the reserved section...

[kung_fu_monkey]

Goth: Do you have a grimoire anywhere on this campus?

Me: ...a grimoire?

Goth: Yeah, I just finished all of Lovecraft's stories and LOVED them. So, do you hav-

Me: NO.

Comments

[tdjohnsn]

That made me laugh out loud. :-)

[putzmeisterbear]

You should have told him to check with the library at Miskatonic University.