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[kung_fu_monkey]

Okay, so these are pretty much the finalists for the costume. A nice bowler hat is on the way to top off everything (and some suspenders, if necessary), but for the most part the look is complete. Or is it

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[kung_fu_monkey]

Wow, so I mixed a bit of 4 and 2, wherein I entered the competition with the full suit, but stripped off the vest and hat to expose the unbuttoned shirt.

I didn't place in the top 8.

Instead, a duo of poorly dressed trannies with saggy fake tits showing underboob, "frozen Indian chieftain", and skeleton suit with inflatable penis all placed ahead of me. A team of 8 "Care Bears" (i.e., 8 fat guys with tightie whities) shook their ass at the crowd, and "Undead War Vet" who crawled on the ground on his hands and knees also placed a head of me. Oh, and let's not forget the three guys who placed a string of LED lights on fairy wings and wore tutus who claimed to be the "Tooth Fairies".

I think mine simply wasn't slutty enough, plain and simple. I drew the line at showing a bit of chest hair in a good costume, but that wasn't enough for them, so I lost. That's what I get for trying to have some taste! That establishment won't be seeing my face for some time, I think.

[fogbear]

That's just plain stupid.