Now, I'm no angel I'll admit, I've made a few bad moves that I'll soon regret...

[kudoskitty]

For those of you who DON'T know, I have two cats. One is named Squee. She's black, she's small, she loopier than a flaming circus performance. She follows me around the house for hours sqeaking at my feet and she loves being slapped on the ass because she's masocistic

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[kitty771]

HA HA!
He knows that she's a big jerk.

[chaez_mcgee]

I love it. Your next move is to play "nice neighbor" like Mr. Rogers taught us, "admire" her oh-so-beautiful flower garden, lean in for a sniff, then say..."OMIGOD! These flowers smell like SHIIIIIIIIIIT! Maybe you should have planted something that smells a little better."

[kudoskitty]

Ha! She also has two cats of her own that are not allowed in the house, even in brutally freezing temperatures! Why have pets if you must leave them outside?