Weather Update And A Joke

[kudagirl]

Today is the coldest day in twenty years in Texas.
Where I live it didn't get to 20 degrees today.
Snow forecast for early Friday morning.
They claim it won't be icy, but fluffy snow.
Dang it!  I live in Texas because I hate cold weather.

Comments

[edenskye]

giggles.

The chicken jokes were cute. true and cute.

As for the cold weather, I am hating it.

[kudagirl]

Yeah, weather right now is not fun. Robert is taking me to work today. Car still not fixed. Garland is where the electric blackout started so they may not have been able to work on it.

I needed a laugh so that silly chicken joke helped.

[strikske]

Those jokes are funny *gg*. Just the thing I need to start my day.

Sending you warm thoughts to keep the cold out.

[kudagirl]

Is cold here so warm thoughts help. Thanks.

[lifefailsme]

Sorry about the cold, but this post had me laughing out loud, to the ones I knew the name of... Like Palin.... *shudder*

[kudagirl]

Palin scares me. More than the ice even.

[ssddgr]

Although I laughed with all of them, I couldn't stop giggling at this:

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

[kudagirl]

I didn't know if all of these people would make sense to those outside of the States. They are quite a mixed bunch. Glad I could give you a giggle.

[debris4spike]

All great - although one or two of the USA polititians took some thinking about .... but those last 3 were totally brilliant!

[kudagirl]

Do you have Kentucky Fried Chicken where you live? Wasn't sure if you would know who the Col. was.

[debris4spike]

Yes, he flew over here in the early 80's ... not that I ver go! If I "fast food" it's either Pizza or McD's

[kudagirl]

I really don't care for KFC. I seldom go there. I would rather have barbecue or Mexican. We order in pizza once in a while. McD's, I might go for a breakfast sandwich if out and about.