You Are an Espresso
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You are an Atheist
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Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool- ( Read more... )

To pick up Angelina Jolie: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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To pick up Jonathan Rhys-Meyers: Got two nipples for a dime?

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To pick up Ewan McGregor: I'm good at math: U + I = 69

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To pick up Jared Leto: If I could rearrange the alphabet ( Read more... )

So I went to the Renaissance Faire today-- NOT dressed up-- which isn't at all the same-- and some guy still tried to like eat my arm. He like kissed my hand and then was like moving his mouth up my arm and then he bit me! I was like, how did you know?-- ok, I didn't say that, but it was still pretty funny. Everyone else had walked off and I was ( Read more... )

Well, I looked far and wide, but I could not find a full shot of Keanu wearing the dog collar. All I found was some crappy close up and I'm not happy with it myself. Ugh! Too bad. Maybe someone can screen cap the movie... I dunno.

http://keanuweb.com/bin/m/krmpia09.jpg

Yay! It's like-- the first time ever that I joined a community. But, what the hell. It was time. Clonecest is teh sex!! That's right: clonecest. You heard it here first! (I think... I hope... I have no idea, but wouldn't that be neat ( Read more... )

LINDSEY

L

is for

Lovable

I

is for

Ideal

N

is for

Neat

D

is for

Dainty

S

is for

Sparkling

E

is for

Extreme

Y

is for

Yummy


What Does Your Name Mean?

You Are 40% Weird
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sounds more like a porn name to me.

Your Drag Queen Name is: Connie Lingus

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boring.

Your Hippie Chick Name is: Revelation

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this one makes me giggle. wookie.

Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Grooming the Wookie

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that is, if i had one of course ( Read more... )