Paying Attention in Class - Fail

[ksmeg]

So, the girlchild is pretty constantly doing this thing where she half-listens to conversations, and then just sort of vaugly fits bits of the information together in her brain without a lot of resemblance to how it's originally laid out to her. This leads to such pronouncements as 'you feel faint when you hyperventilate because of too many

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[offbeatentrack]

I love her dearly...but organized thought is not her forte...

[the_raphos]

You mean that's NOT what passover is? Oh dear...

[ksmeg]

You've been celebrating it wrong all this time?

[ksmeg]

Sadly, I just saw her test, and this was one of the answers, copied word for word: "The difference between the reform Jews and the orthodox Jews is that they wear funny little hats that I can't remember the name of at this moment."