TM Fic: Have Your Cake (And Be Eaten By It, Too)

[kseda]

Title: Have Your Cake (And Be Eaten By It, Too)
Author: kseda, but all blame goes to surranndie and this image.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2769
Summary Glitch bakes a cake for Cain's birthday. The cake takes on a life of its own. Things go terrifyingly wrong.
Characters/Pairing: Glitch/Cain and the rest of the ensemble, plus a Cake
Warnings: No food or drinks.

Comments

[archon_mentha]

This is wonderful and brilliant and ever-so-slightly frightening. :)

[kseda]

*beams, snugs* Thank you! Glad you were slightly frightened as I was terrified the whole time writing it.

[surranndie]

THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY CURRENT LEVEL OF COMPLETE AND UTTER JOY RIGHT NOW. EVEN CAPSLOCK CANNOT PROPERLY CONVEY MY ~~~FLAIL~~~.

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOU EVEN GAVE ME SOME JEB/RAW!!!! *incoherant dolphin sounds* LOVE...YOU. SO MUCH.
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[kseda]

*replies to this* You helped, dude, you helped SO MUCH and you know it. *cligns and dances lots* Thank yooooooou!

[lionille]

I'm already laughing hysterically and all I've read so far is the title.

*goes to read fic*

OMG.

O
M
G

:D

I laughed so hard I had to go get a glass of water. This was a riot, loved the whole thing. Especially the part where Glitch is doing the baking, and notices something amiss, but kind of dimisses it the way anyone would... lol!

Top fave lines:

"Any reason why you're coming to me as your first suspect?"

Instantly, they set to work on a plan like the well-oiled machine of heroics that they were.

"If you say it, I will kill you," Glitch mumbled.

"Won't happen again. Mostly because I am now forbidden to cook."

And the whole Glitch with coffee jitters thing and OMG... how he orders Cain to shoot it so he can observe Cain being hot, and how it all comes down to cake-fu in the end.

♥

I go to bed now very happy, but I'm worried about what I will dream about. :D

[kseda]

Thank you! So, so glad you liked it, I had a blast writing it :D I have GOT to give Surr credit for helping me plot this thing, it all just fell straight out of our heads.

You favorite bits are, as usual, some of my favorite bits. ♥ forever, you!

[amedia]

Eeeee! So much goodness! The weird parallel between DG and the cake (both eating treats & getting larger)! Too-Much-Coffee-Glitch! "Who's Princess Cleavage now?"

And there's a hot little interlude where Glitch is nuzzling Cain's tummy ... GUH. The image of Glitch covered head to toe in chocolate is pretty hot, too!

And it just gets more and more wonderful and absurd as it goes along, and the ending is PERFECT.

[kseda]

I am SO glad you got to read this before you left! I was actually ~worried~ *cackles* Poor DG, I love her to bits. She's more than earned the right to the princess version of the Freshman Fifteen, it suits her *rawr*

And a them-fic isn't a them-fic without randy!Glitch getting denied, poor love. On the other hand that chocolate had to get cleaned off somehow. MISSING SCENE!

*dances, loves* Thank you!

[moderndaybelle]

I was like yays cake and then it's killer cake :D which oddly made me happier *is pondering if that makes me sadistic*

'"If you say it, I will kill you," Glitch mumbled.' *gigglesnorts loudly*

[kseda]

If appreciating killer cake makes us sadistic then I shall wear the lable proudly *grins* Thank you!