Comments | kseda: Oh gawd

kseda

Oh gawd

Jul 01, 2007 13:52

I've not even seen the finale yet, but due to my flist being prolific and my hunger for spoilers, I've already come up with crackfic. Know how I'm occasionally on about there needing to be a fic challenge in which one rewrites a new series story with a classic series cast?

( IM rambling, cut for spoilerz and lolz. )

crackfic, empty threats

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wishfulaces July 1 2007, 18:04:01 UTC

Yes, but now I want Jack and Turlough chained to walls bitching at each other. That'd be some seriously good freakin' crack.

kseda July 1 2007, 18:09:46 UTC

Wow, yes. I would need to work Jack into that equation somehow.

Who am I kidding, this is as likely to get written as any of my plotbunnies. *mourns*

wishfulaces July 1 2007, 18:15:35 UTC

I've got so many crack!fics started that will never be completed it's not even funny. And just last night I rediscovered more of Fitz-at-Torchwood too. :(

pontisbright July 1 2007, 18:32:43 UTC

Between the two of you, I am almost forgiving that episode just for the 'let's rewrite it' crack potential. Almost...

Jack/Turlough/Bondage OT3!

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some_stars July 1 2007, 18:22:21 UTC

commando!Tegan running around bitching about having to spread the Gospel of Five, wee ickle Dobby!Five inna cage....And Turlough hilariously spends a year chained to a wall. Because HE WOULD.

you have HEALED ME :D :D :D :D :D

*uses keywords that are now TRAGICALLY IRONIC. or something.*

kseda July 1 2007, 18:30:51 UTC

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *dances you*

This is going on my crackfic slushpile, along with Six and Peri vs. the Slitheen and "Rise of the Cybermen/Age of Steel" getting EDA'd.

pontisbright July 1 2007, 18:31:38 UTC

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Although Ainley!Master would have more sense than to bother with all that Dobby nonsense: gets in the way of the porn, frankly.

kseda July 1 2007, 18:48:05 UTC

You are 100% correct. The Dobby stuff would have to be skipped. Just a cage, then, or a cell like Magneto's. Or something equally nefarious.

anashi July 1 2007, 18:47:45 UTC

LOL. Sorry, I'm just a random passerby who just got into Doc Who and I've seen a couple of 5 episodes but based on what I've seen...this is truly hilarious.

commando!Tegan running around bitching about having to spread the Gospel of Five

Which is what Martha should have done. The whole entire time she had that stupid 'I've been taken by a cult' look on her face when going on and on about the Doctor.

brilliantrouble July 1 2007, 19:08:07 UTC

It is the awesomeness of Keri's brain. *nods solemnly* And I am being horrid on AIM right now with my indecent 'commando' references. HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING. *mutters about underwearless references* It begs for the hiding Fivey icon.