Maxis_Taste Dare #31: Gender Bender
Since fitting everyone in his house wouldn't be possible, his dad rented a spacious club - there's a buffet, there are showers, there are sleeping rooms. And so, the party begins!
Have fun guessing who's who!
"Okay, you can count the cards, but only because you have pretty eyes. And I'll be waching closely."
"...thanks?"
"Hey, has anyone seen my boyfriend? Oh man, please don't be beating anyone up..."
Majestic.
Ugh, I hate when their eyes do that.
"Any of you bastards try cheating, and I'll have my familia on you. And will notice."
"If I got pricked with a needle every time you tried to act tough, I'd bleed to death. I fold."
"Nice one. I fold too."
"I have no idea how to play this game."
I think she ships it.
"!!! THINLY VEILED PG DRUGS! :D Oh man I'm on it."
"...so I told her that if she wants to be taken seriously as a witch, she needs appropriate attire. Wth all their good qualities, jeans and henley shirts do not make people respect your abilities..."
Hmmm, the lighting here is really weird, I could have sworn for a moment she was--
She IS!
What do I do? Should I say something? Pretend not to notice?
Like you're not noticing the hand going for your crotch?
Look at her, dancing without a care. Smiling, confident. Wearing her otherness proudly.
I'll cast aside my inhibitions! I don't care if her hair is Pookleted! We may be of different texture styles, but we can be siblings... in jam.
Skilling, skilling all night long.
Dammit why did you have to come here no go away GO AWAY you're throwing me off ;_;
"MOVE YOUR FAT ASS!"
"What was that? Couldn't hear you, the tv is SO LOUD UP CLOSE."
"I'll give you the swirlie of the century. It will be my crowning achievement. I'll put it in my cv and be fought over by employers."
"Why, hel-lo there."
Don't tell people you ship them with someone, it doesn't always go well with them.
"Come on, darling, can't you be nice to her? Just for five minutes. Would you do it for me?
"Okay, five minutes, but not a second longer. Enjoy them."
Finally! An in-character noogie!
"Okay, so we have all these options for entertainment, an awesome buffet, and all the time in the world, want to PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS?"
bitch r u srs
(and then, they played for hours.)
I can only assume her sister's head is stuck in one of those toilets.
"Don't you guys have savoir-virve at your fancy-pants school?"
"Mlohwramup?"
"Classy."
Still getting high alone.
There can be only ONE oddly lit hair at this party!
No! Friends! Stop it! Don't you see we can all bounce together?
They both rolled bi, and I liked that, so why not see if they hit it off? ACR was actually remarkably quiet - there were o romantic interactiosn unless I directed them, even between couples. Even this didn't go any further than charming.
Man, half a day and not a single fistfight. My party is a disaster.
"Must be nice to be rolling in green. I couldn't usually afford a drink in this place, not to mention renting it for a day."
"Man, tell me about it! I don't even get a cellphone, and have to work as a snack peddler at a gas station to buy myself anything! I have sweaty truckers staring at my tits all evening long, and not the good kind of sweaty truckers. This is so not fair."
"You think you have it bad? I have four siblings. Nothing's really mine! At least they'll have to wear my old clothes, heh."
"I'll show you how to do this, Veronaville..."
"...styYYAAAAH"
"STILL COUNTS!"
"It's all in the wrist, you know? My joints get so sore on rainy days that I NEVER risk playing then. An athlete must care for their body."
"Wow, fall must be a hard time for you sexually, huh?"
"No need to make lewd jokes just because I play better than you. Somebody's a sore loser."
"...three times in a row! I tell you, the crowd was flabbergasted. I was even accused of using magic to cheat, but my dad proved it wouldn't be possible--"
Serenely staring down those silly scrubs who think they know something about bowling.
"That was my kill, you buttmunch!"
"Didn't see your NAME on it!"
Ah, finally, the party's ripe for fighting.
Ennui with two crotches, oil on canvas, 14 x 9
I don't think she appreciates your merry company, guys.
I didn't even set the standard family feud rivalry, it's all their own doing.
Commercial break!
L'Oreal: because you're worth it.
Jesus, this is too gay, and coming from me, that means something.
They were partying for nearly a full day now, and were starting to get tired. I built three guest rooms upstairs, but had to direct them to bed manually, since I have the Bed Ownership mod installed.
???
O_O
"How DARE you hit hot babes around me (while not in underwear)!"
Wait for iiittt...
There we go!
"Kick her ass, baby!"
"You all this fighting? I had sunday barbecues with my familia that were more exciting than this!"
"Why do you keep trying?"
Commercial break #2.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, someone's being taught a lesson on sexism.
Couldn't give less of a fuck if she tried.
"How'd you like my soft touch now?"
We had an obligatory brawl, and everyone was falling on their faces, so I've decided that enough is enough, and sent them to bed. Night, pixels!
I wanted to make this a sort-of-story (with Rick and Violet arriving late and exchanging snippy comments about everyone), but when I loaded 23 sims onto one lot, I realized how much of a pain any kind of staging would be, and I decided to jsut let them run about for once.
And now, the comparisons and names. Did you guess everyone?
Tara DeBateau
Justin Cleveland
Poor guy, genderbending wasn't kind to his face.
Ripp Grunt
Tank Grunt
Johnny Smith
Ophelia Nigmos
Jacob Martin
Jules O'Mackey
Dustin Broke
Surprisingly, my favorite! I never liked his face much, but he makes a really interesting girl.
Angela Pleasant
Lilith Pleasant
Dirk Dreamer
Cutie!
Melody Tinker
David Ottomas
Juliette Capp
Pretty 'v'
Tybalt Capp
Pretty!
Hermia Capp
Prettiest.
Puck Summerdream
Scratch that, PUCK is the prettiest.
Romeo Monty
Mercutio Monty
Does anyone see the resemblance to Lady Gaga? No? Just me?
Miranda Capp
Her face got REALLY weird after being genderswapped.
Rick Contrary
Violet Jocque
Yes, their outfits match.
I forgot the Newsons for some reaon, and the Roth family wasn't available for download, and I was too lazy to do somehting about either of those things.
Thank you for reading!