Fucking andrew licked dryer lint a few weeks ago. And I puked that same second. Bent over and puked right on the kitchen floor. He thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. I couldn't get the knots out of my stomach for a good hour.
I would have said something like "do you know that at least 3 men died during the king crab season this year? I wonder if a dead man pulled that one from the ocean?"
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Fucking andrew licked dryer lint a few weeks ago. And I puked that same second. Bent over and puked right on the kitchen floor.
He thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. I couldn't get the knots out of my stomach for a good hour.
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