Just played Farren in Clue (2-1, me) and Jenga (1-0,me).

I love board games.

The reason why I don't have enough clothes to last the week:

I want a regionless DVD player with a PAL/NTSC converter (Philips 642/37 looks like a good starter player) and the Definitive Collector's Edition of Spaced.

I want Spaced.

I need Spaced.

WHY ISN'T SPACED ON REGION 1 DVD?

Why don't I live in England?

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Dedicated to the 19-year-old spaz-ma-tron I call my best friend.

Happy birthday. I love you.

You'll get a letter soon.

I want to attend super-cool Mayfair parties.

Instead, I'm watching the Australian Open. Everytime they say "Garcia-Lopez", I hear "Garcia-Lorca".

I like Lorca better.

When my alarm went off this morning, I shot up thinking, "Oh, no! The golden Buddha is ringing!"

Want to know a good bonding experience you can all do with your mothers?

Go see Brokeback Mountain - very softcore gay porn - so softcore it can be called "art".

"Never underestimate the power of women and gay men."

Instead of doing my homework, I am doing this . . . for Becky. Maybe I should pull a Blair and make a list ( Read more... )