Too Funny

[kristenjoy]

So the highlight of my evening was mom saying she had a sweet hat for me. I was kind of excited until I imagined what it could possibly be. I mean coming from Sally...who knows what she'll come up with. So in walks mom from the kitchen sporting the COCKS hat like its nobodys business (NICOLE). She was like, "Hey this got confiscated last year from

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[msudoublej19]

Can you imagine if you moved into the house with me and Kara? SLUT CITY!

:(

[princesssoli03]

how sad am i nygerian princess... I MISSES YOU LIKE A BILLION TIMES TEN!!!! well im preety much free untill like 5 tomorrow soooo umm ya.. i think u need to make 20 mins available!

Re: :(

[keenathespartan]

haha KRIS! LMAO.. at least YOU DAD DOESNT CALL YOU: "MOTHER JUGS!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA i get shit for my "well endowdness" all the time.. its actually kinda funny because one of the guys that works with my dad came to our house for a bonfire one night and they are all chummy chummy and fuck around with eachother..before he introduced us to anyone the guy goes DAMN dude your wife has a nice rack.. my dad laughed looked over then his face dropped to see his friend looking at me getting off the jet ski in my slutty boobalicious bathing suit (i think its sexy but i really look like a whale with watermellon boobs) haha.. i dont think my dad or his friend have ever been more embaressed in their life! haha

anyways.. u need to stop with the whole fat thing! your beautiful!

love ya!
-Keena

tell your dad the next time he calls you a slut your gonna cunt punt him with your moms vibrator.. HAHAHA see what he says!

lol
jk
-Keena

[punkplacibo]

OMG your dad sounds SO hilarious. I think that your retort about being able to pay for the bills you get after medical treatment for your newly-acquired diseases was a real gem!

So are you wearing the COCKS hat right now???

[nikel_ironpikel]

LOL everyone is just sooo funny

NYGERIAN PRINCESSSS

[princesssoli03]

im so sad i dint see u this weekend.. i missses u