I slapped a french fry because I’m good in bed

[krissstine]

LOL.
winner yung kay jasper: I cuddled with my boyfriend because I'm the sexiest bitch alive.

Select the month you were born in:

1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I

Comments

[sandman06]

Hahaha. Funny! Pinost ko pala sa Multiply ko to. Akin is "I killed a homeless guy because that bitch stole my taco" HAHAHA

[imjaw]

hahaha. I killed a mop because I love to snort cocaine. Actually makes sense. although not applicable to me. =)

[krissstine]

hahaha. yung akin wala talagang sense eh

[prettierdanpink]

i shot my lover because i have amazing boobs. wtf. :))

[krissstine]

haha nice one