Bachelorette Parties

[krismix82]

Ok, so I just need to vent about this, so I'm going to

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[iconoclast107]

These kids sound more annoying than a bunch of rabid creationists. They're prolly really fat too, cuz as we all know, obnoxiousness has a strong tendancy to increase exponentially with weight. Man, my ma made me go help the band boosters at little caesers last week cuz there isn't enough punkass kids and there was this obnoxious little fatty there harassing the other girls and everyone. I wanted to punch her in her face. If that little piggy's mom hadn't of been there I would have yelled at her. She was prolly just jealous though, jealous that I have -3% body fat, and yes, that's a negative sign. Hahahaha, man do I rule or what? But anyway, you should be like me and take all your ethics and morals from James Bond movie theme songs and say live and let die. Don't worry about it so much, the bride was re-damn-tarded enough to pick some obnoxious bitches as her bridesmaids so she'll get what she gets. There's not much you can really do against those people unless you're willing to go to jail for putting them down, and that's a bad idea

[krismix82]

You crack me up. : )

[iconoclast107]

Crack is for gay people, (along with marijauna, mdma, heroin, alcohol, cigarettes, the bible [especially the parts called sega genesis, exxon valdeez, leviathan, and dermatology; those are the gayest of them], terror bees, vegans, and that awful song by papa roach that the radio plays over and over [the one where he's like "i tear my heart open, just to feel, my weakness is that i cut my penis off, but you'd never notice, cuz it was so small, so i tear my heart open cuz my penis is gone"{not to imply that he ever had a penis to begin with}]).

You stay away from that stuff. Stick to the stuff you know is good... like metallica... and your boyfriend's super sweet assault rifle... which prolly only lacks a bayonet lug cuz thats all the clinton gun ban did.... and ummm.... kittens.