what not to say to a girl you knew in high school when you see her out at a bar 8 years later...

[kriskoekk]

"Wow, you look really great. Did you lose weight?"

No. Those are called boobs and my eyes are up here.

Comments

[anonymous]

Same old Kelcey--just the sort of thing I'd expect from her.

What a coincidence

[anonymous]

... that I would get around to reading your blog just in time to see myself slandered.