Mandark's Anorexic Death

[krestarae]

Apparently my beta fish, Mandark, died yesterday. Cause of death unknown. Many theories have surfaced since news of his death have reached the rounds. Was his fishbowl too clean? too full? too lonely? Did he die from heartache because he's been separated from me for too long? Or did he really just miss Char's manic-depressive fish, BoB? Did Mandark

Comments

[heyyouracutie]

He probably hated his name so he killed himself. Next time, try Thesaurus. At least he can go by Theo for short. ;-)

[krestarae]

Mandark is a sexy name.

[punam]

sorry about your loss