gwar har har, I had the WORST time trying to think of an alibi... but, one of my strong suits is that I'm very good under pressure.
mom: "WHAT?!? is she serious?!" (after seeing the IM) me: *small panic attack inside head* me: "what? oh, that? haha, god no! mary is just being mary. she doesn't mean it." mom: "she doesn't...?" me: "naw. she just means an antidepressant. she's so happy to have a pill that finally works for her that she calls it her 'ecstacy.' she's just being silly." mom: "....oh..." me: "it's a california thing."
SAVED BY THE GULLIBILITY. but I love my mom. and you.
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mom: "WHAT?!? is she serious?!" (after seeing the IM)
me: *small panic attack inside head*
me: "what? oh, that? haha, god no! mary is just being mary. she doesn't mean it."
mom: "she doesn't...?"
me: "naw. she just means an antidepressant. she's so happy to have a pill that finally works for her that she calls it her 'ecstacy.' she's just being silly."
mom: "....oh..."
me: "it's a california thing."
SAVED BY THE GULLIBILITY.
but I love my mom. and you.
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