Golden

[jerakeen]

Title: Golden
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: NC-17
Length: 2,000 words
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not real. This is for fun only. No disrespect or offense meant to anyone. All recognizable thingies from the HP universe belong to JKR.
Warnings: AU. Crack. HP Fusion.
Notes: For astolat, who said "write me Adam and Kris meeting a unicorn! and then they have to make

Comments

[katekat1010]

YOU MADE A BABY UNICORN CRY!! Doesn't that violate the laws of fluff fic or something?

and yet, TOTALLY WORTH IT! not only for the simultaneously hot and cute sex involved here, with Kris' blushes and Adam's ridiculous joy, but also because HOW AWESOME ARE KRIS AND ADAM IN YOUR HEAD IN A HARRY POTTER VERSE?? THEY ARE AWESOME!!!!

Of course Adam would be a seer. Of COURSE Kris would be a charms master!!

i'm just gonna run around flailing incoherently at the cuteness now. *flailing*

[jerakeen]

They just fit that verse so perfectly. \o/

[elizaria]

Baby unicorn crying over Kris' lost virginity! I <3 you so much that your mind went there :D

[jerakeen]

It's actually a bit worrying that my mind went there. :DDD

[estel_willow]

Oh. My. God. This is amazing! So cute and funny and I was just giggling my way through it. I love the POV this was written in and the baby unicorn is so ADORABLE.

I particularly loved these lines: He could’ve been a brilliant Seeker if only they made Kris-shaped Snitches.

and

Kris bites his bottom lip. “Then why did you come here at all?”

That is very faulty logic, because why wouldn’t Adam come here if he knew-but he doesn’t bother correcting Kris. He’s a virgin, after all. He can’t be expected to get why someone would risk unicorns for sex.

Adam shakes his head. “I thought it was just a regular sex dream.”

*favourites*

[jerakeen]

So glad you liked it! <33

[faith_mars]

*falls over laughing*

[jerakeen]

:DDD

[onlyeffy]

lol omg and awwwww and

YOU ARE BRILLIANT, AMAZING, FANTASTICAL, GODDESS ETC

[jerakeen]

LOL! Thank you!