Comments | kosmos8: Fic: Bionic Assistant (Devil Wears Prada/Bionic Woman)

kosmos8

Fic: Bionic Assistant (Devil Wears Prada/Bionic Woman)

Oct 14, 2007 02:52

Bionic Woman is a piece of trash. The dialogue stinks, the delivery stinks, the plot logic stinks. Michelle Ryan is hot but wooden, but I've seen her in other stuff, and she's really quite gorgeous, so I'm waiting for her to surprise me. Plus the idea of bionic body parts is kind of cool.

Title: Bionic Assistant
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada (movie)/ ( Read more... )

f/f, devil wears prada, fic, bionic woman

Comments 22

blind007 October 14 2007, 08:45:16 UTC

Interesting idea and interesting how you made it work. I liked your Jaime! :)
And what Miranda does here: now that is risk taking. Mind boggling, but I believe it.
I loved the kiss. You build toward it very surreptitiously and by the end I was in need of some physical comfort. :)

kosmos8 October 14 2007, 16:01:30 UTC

Thanks! I want to alternatingly strangle Jaime and watch her do more one armed pull ups every week.

The WHOLE POINT of the Bionic Tongue was for the kiss =) No. Actually. There's supposed to be another use for it but then it wouldn't be PG anymore and that would have been taking things waaaay too fast.

blind007 October 14 2007, 18:05:03 UTC

Well, I have to admit, I was kind of hoping that was the reason behind Andy's bionic tongue...
and I do understand about not taking things too fast...
but I am still holding out hope for an exquisitely detailed description of the taste of- no, maybe I shouldn't say it ;-)

kosmos8 October 14 2007, 19:46:05 UTC

Hee! The bionic tongue muscle is super strong, does not tire and .. *tries to add more to the product description*

Thread 5

hoeyon October 14 2007, 09:25:44 UTC

That hug and kiss was awesome. This whole crossover's a fun idea.

kosmos8 October 14 2007, 16:01:54 UTC

(Is that -- Julia Murney?? Squee!)

Thanks, I had a lot of fun writing it!

hoeyon October 15 2007, 09:33:10 UTC

Julia Fucking Murney. That's a nice Cheno you've got there.

ll_alleycat October 14 2007, 10:20:29 UTC

This is the coolest crossover I have seen in a while. I've only seen 1 episode of Bionic Woman now.. but your story makes me want more (With Miranda and Andy in it!)

Your story is actually quite believable (A problem I have with most X-overs is that they aren't) You fir both universes very well together.

Love the kiss and hug. Would like to see Andy go on Bionic-fashion missions. LOL.

kosmos8 October 14 2007, 16:06:24 UTC

Oh dear :P It does require a bit of patience to watch the show, although for me episode 3 sort of crossed the series over into "plain bad" to "so bad it's laughable." So I'm amusing myself. Sarah Corvus (Katee Sackhoff) nice to watch, too, and I wanted to stick her in this somehow but I couldn't find a way. Haaah maybe in the future.

Thanks for your comments!

thelastgoodname October 14 2007, 17:19:08 UTC

I love this. I love crossovers anyway, but this is genius. (And it might be the only way to make The Bionic Woman bearable.)

Also: Miranda owns Andy! How awesome is that.

kosmos8 October 14 2007, 19:56:16 UTC

Hehe, the show is pretty unbearable -- the quasi-homoerotic undercurrent between Jaime and Sarah Corvus is pretty much what keeps me watching :P

Miranda owns Andy! How awesome is that.

That was the original idea and then I stuck in the embezzlement -- ahem, temporary loan bit -- oh, screw semantics. Miranda OWNS Andy. :D

somniesperus October 14 2007, 17:49:56 UTC

Wow. I have never seen Bionic Woman (and after your intro, I think I won't), but this is fucking amazing. I *love* it. Why am I always that incredibly annoying person who tells you that a sequel would be awesome? I hate those people. BUT IT WOULD BE. Also, I should mention again that this was awesome.

kosmos8 October 14 2007, 19:59:03 UTC

Hee, thanks =) There were a couple things I wanted to throw in here that didn't quite make it -- specifically the character of the first Bionic Woman (who kicks everyone else's ass), and what is a bionic tongue good for. So maybe there's enough for a little more.

somniesperus October 14 2007, 20:21:27 UTC

Yes! Bionic sex! Also the part where Miranda says, "Sorry Irv? Thirty million gone overnight? With my PIN number? My goodness, I'm not sure how that's, QUICK ANDREA THROW SAND IN HIS FACE OR SOMETHING AND WE'LL RUN FOR THE BORDER"

Okay, I'm totally kidding and that was just in my head and has nothing to do with your fic, but it just now occurred to me to wonder what Miranda would be like on the lam. Wow.

kosmos8 October 14 2007, 20:55:54 UTC

Irv is so finding out :P I kinda have that written out in my head already. But your version is so much funnier.

It's funny, I have a languishing crossover fic in which certain stuff happens resulting in Miranda doing some crazy shit and having to go into hiding. And I just realised if I continue this DWP/BW crossover, I'm going to be stealing so many ideas from that other crossover that there's no way it's ever going to see the light of day now. Argh! Curse you, Bionic Woman *shakes fist*