Fic - Deanon: Scarred for Life

Oct 30, 2011 00:21

Title: Scarred for Life
Pairings: KuroFai, SyaoFai, SyaoSaku
Word count: 1,700
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexual situations, not recommended use of vegetables, crack
Summary: Syaoran gets the distinct impression that his surrogate parents are doing this on purpose.
a/n: Written for this prompt on the kinkmeme. Fai/Syaoran, “wet dream.” Oh, how I love ( Read more... )

[char] kurogane, [char] fai, fic, [pairing] syaofai, [fic] nc-17, [pairing] kurofai, [char] syaoran, [fandom] trc, [genre] crack

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konnichipuu October 29 2011, 23:06:16 UTC
I'm such a troll... :DDD /unashamed

Oh god, just tell me that they don't make the plaster come down from YOUR ceiling, too? D: /sympathetic pat

Get a broomstick and bang it against the ceiling! (...or don't, the only thing I ever accomplished that way were dents in the wallpaper... *coughs*)

/GLOMPS

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konnichipuu October 29 2011, 23:23:54 UTC
LMAO, those damn brats! /wouldn't have thought that could actually HAPPEN

...yep, I'd be embarrassed, too. I'm very sorry for what I do to Syaoran, all the time. Well, a little bit. Maybe. Or maybe not. Maybe I should give him a break and torture Kurogane, some more.

...I also got dents into doors, trying to use a curtain rod as a battering ram. In my defense, I was in elementary school. *coughcough* >.>

/CUDDLES

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reikah October 29 2011, 23:19:23 UTC
/cannot speak

/loves you in industrial degrees

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konnichipuu October 29 2011, 23:26:16 UTC
/loves you back, forever and ever and ever

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uakari120 October 29 2011, 23:55:16 UTC
OMFG

I am wiping the tears out of my eyes. You crazy woman.

I had to read selected parts of this out loud to Tom, as I was not only crying from laughing so hard, but also managed to give myself an asthma attack. Now he's laughing his ass off as well xDDDD

YOU WONDERFULLY FANTASTIC DEMON WOMAN

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konnichipuu October 30 2011, 00:48:30 UTC
ROFL, oh dear, what did I do? XD /hands handkerchiefs

Bahahah, I love it that I managed to get the both of you laughing like that - I must have hit the right level of dirty, if it got to Tom, too. XD

GLAD I CAN REPAY THOSE TEARS OF LAUGHTER OVER YOUR FICS!

/loves you like mad

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zelinxia October 30 2011, 00:13:16 UTC
You know it's pure crack and "Syaoran-is-the-poor-buttmonkey" when you laugh at the expense of his torture the whole time, when in reality if you (you in general) witnessed those things Kurogane's doing to Fai and apply it to couples you do know in real life, you would want to gouge your eyes out (and give them to CLAMP). xD

(Let me know if anything in that jumbled sentence didn't make any sense whatsover...)

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konnichipuu October 30 2011, 00:53:49 UTC
Dahahah, thank you, glad you enjoyed the crack! :D

You made perfect sense, and God knows we're not writing about Syaoran because we want to SWAP with him! ...but poking him with hot obnoxious sex needles is SO much fun to watch... /ebil laughter

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eijentu October 30 2011, 00:14:36 UTC
OMG, I flailed on the meme at the time, and now I am flailing at you in person! :DDDDDDD So much love for this, I can't even articulate it.

/glomps you and flails dorkily at you

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konnichipuu October 30 2011, 00:55:42 UTC
/GLOMPS BACK LIKE MAD

Thank you so much, you wonderful person! :DDDD

/flails back at awesome you

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