Act 1, Scene 3

[kon_ditional]

Things have been pretty slow around here...I don’t think I’m use to all this rich food. It’s making me sleepy all the time. SLEEPING ON THE STAIRS IS NOT HEALTHY FOR MY BACK!!!

So exercise! Gotta keep everything limber after all! Especially for the ladies~!
Tongue exercises are a must! Ahem.

Betty bought some butter but the butter Betty bought

Comments

[omglookboobs]

You're funny. ♥

Do you think they have hibiscus flowers in the garden?

[kon_ditional]

I try, m'lady!

They might? I have yet to explore the garden!

Perhaps you'd like to join me?

[blossomingbosom]

Oh! You like flowers, too! That's wonderful! I really love daisies. We have a lot of them growing here!

What sort of flowers do you like in particular? Orchids? You mentioned them!

[kon_ditional]

I love flowers~! From the cute and dainty ones, to the hardy and stubborn ones, to the exotic and beautiful ones!

Orchid is one of my favorites, and the daisy is FANTASTIC!

I'm rather fond of MISTLETOE as well!

[kon_ditional]

It's a Tongue Twister! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Or is this one to complicated for you? How about a warm up!

I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

[kon_ditional]

Hey, tongue limber-ness is very. Important.

Ah! That's easy~

How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.

Pucker those lips now!

[flameofsanity]

No no no.

Betty Botter bought some butter
But the butter was too bitter
If she put it in her batter
It would make her batter bitter
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter
And she put it in her batter
And the batter was not bitter
So 'twas Better Better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

There's a proper tongue exercise!

[kon_ditional]

Ah, the original version! A sight to see indeed!

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Make sure to tongue your T's now!

[sewnotgay]

Why are you even contemplating on such a trivial tongue twister?

[kon_ditional]

Its more fun then contemplating Plato and Descartes!

You know you want to twist your tongue too~

[sewnotgay]

No. I don't.

[kon_ditional]

Yes you do~

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill as sewing shirts
Our shy young sister Suzie shows
Some soldiers send epistles
Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.