Some say he does not actually exist

[kolaqube]

After a sizeable gap in the celebrity dreams, I had a random corker of one yesterday. It started off as what was clearly a Top Gear challenge - I haven't even watched it in the last week - and it was set, in all places, a school. This is my subconscious, after all. It quickly became clear that I could only see Clarkson and Hammond, and the way the

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[dracothelizard]

Well, James May does have a cat, so it makes some sense from that POV. And there's a cat in your real life so clearly your subconscious is dealing with by being Really Zen About It. Although I'm not sure that shouting FUCK ME, IT'S MY CAT is zen at all.