Even my hair's vegetarian.

[kolaqube]

Ooh, a very rude man called me 'carrot' outside the station yesterday. I suppose, at least, I am already completely aware of the  very carrot like nature of my locks, and am able to dye them if I were bothered should I wish. Failing that, pin them up and reveal my significantly darker hair underneath. He, however, has to spend the rest of his life

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[mrowrr]

"Having said that, his DNA has technically been in *my* hair."

ooh-er. :-P

[kolaqube]

LMAO! But it's *twue*. If I was scientifically minded I would have used it in some evil cloning experiment by now, I expect.