AHA, BOBBEHFIC CHRISTMAS EDITION.

[kolaqube]

I think all you need to know on the personal front is that:
a) The job centre is useless.
b) I need a father who is a father and doesn't say the meanest possible thing ever.
c) This week = pants. Except for Wednesday which wasn't - merci beaucoup, Craig.

Okay, let's get on with the good bit. I promised

Comments

[dracothelizard]

Oooh! A cliffhanger! And a McThief AND Nobby Nobbs in one house? Tsch, what did they steal?

[kolaqube]

Hmm yes, Nick T kept *his* kleptomania rather quiet there, how cunning!

As for what they stole, I imagine it's possible to make a Christmassy song based on the items: #"...Five gooooolld riiiings!"# etc.

[dracothelizard]

On the first day of Christmas, we stole from the old sod:
A partridge in a pear tree!

[kolaqube]

.....

FOR THE WIN!

Of course, only the most dedicated thief would know how on earth to smuggle such an item away unnoticed.

[mysticheaven]

wayward plastic lamppost
....OMG YAYES. The fact that it sounds like something Bobbeh2 would send in an e-mail is... well... IRRELEVANT.

but this really was taking the chocolate digestive.
I am now ded, thx.

Lots of Armsecks there. ARMSECKS FOR THE PWN! Well done Bobbeh Lindsay for his FIRST STARRING ROLL. Well, yes.

I think a DUN DUN DUN is required.

[kolaqube]

Teh Lindsay hasn't just got his starring roll, he's TAKING OVER! I had to get him to shut for a little bit to squeeze the other Bobbehs in.
Might want to rephrase that entire paragraph. I blame ARMSECKS. You might want to steady yourself for Part Two, sleeve action is involved.

The fact that it sounds like something Bobbeh2 would send in an e-mail is... well... IRRELEVANT.
Ah, so that's where I got it from! (IBID). He's been sending so much spam lately.