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[kolaqube]

Alright, birthday. You, me, outside. NOW. Fourteen years you've been utterly unacceptable. I hate you, you slag.

LOLZ, I've spent the evening asleep, it's been that exciting. In bed with my shoes on 0_0.  I'm bored to ribbons - Craig woke me up because I didn't realise the phone was next to my head, and I was all, "No! Don't hang up....even though I

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[dracothelizard]

You lucky DVD commentary recording person!

"JimCarreyCrush*cough*"

This is understandable and completely excuseable.

Although Drew Barrymore in that movie? Phwoar.

[kolaqube]

This is understandable and completely excuseable.

Ah, phew for that then. That kept me occupied during the early 90s, I think.

She is. I was very very fond of Sugar and Spice.

[dracothelizard]

It was also because of Liar Liar and a bit of Ace Ventura.

The Batman movies are always very good in casting attractive women. Michelle Pfeiffer, definitely check. Tommy Lee Jones was very very lucky in having TWO ladies.

[mysticheaven]

HOW DARE YOUR BIRTHDAY NOT ACTUALLY PWN!?

*Strangles it with a tie*

Don't worry, you may 'ave something to cheer you up in a bit. If I can finish it. Before tomorrow. Which looks unlikely.
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[kolaqube]

THAT'S TOLD YOU, BIRTHDAY.

Except that it will probably start coughing and pop up ('pope up'? OMG HE'S EVERYWHERE) when you least expect it.

OMG. TEH FIC.
Don't worry, I was pretty useless with my Epic!Bobbehfic deadlinez. Better late than never [/Bobbeh2].

[miss_lancing]

Happy Birthday for yesterday, Becky!

It's okay; birthdays do suck. My parents haven't got me a birthday cake or anything since I was 11.

[razzamatazz]

Eee, the Nineties -- takes me back!

9. Animal Ark or Animals of Farthing Wood?
You know, I actually don't remember which is which.

Shockshockshock! Farthing Wood had the foxes, and the cunning adder who was neither good nor bad, and the pheasants who were later killed, and everyone was crying at that because it was so sad and it represented the circle of life (which is cruelly profound and affecting for a five-year-old -- I went into mourning for days). They also had inventive names: Fox, Adder, Vixen, Owl. And they spoke, which allowed for some crushing. It was all rather funkadelic. I still have a poster somewhere...